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[b1gb0y2013]

 Granted, but it two handed... No shield 

I wish to get eaten

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. You are eaten by Juiblex and zap a wand of digging from within him. You are expelled and he is at one hit point. You slay him and apply a blessed unicorn horn to cure the lethal sickness.

I wish for a wish.

[dwarfguy2]

NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES!*Slash*

I wish that there was some sort of kirby tabletop RPG.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. You now have a rocket propelled grenade launcher painted with a Kirby theme affixed to your table. As it happens, the weapon is unregistered. The authorities quickly find it and you are appropriately punished.

I wish for Steve Jobs to come over so that I can personally slap him in the face.

[dragnar]

Granted. But I got him first, so it isn't as awesome.

I wish for no more Mac.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted, you wish all Scots and Irishmen away.

I wish my local library had "The colour of magic"

[dragnar]

All the text in your library is written in octarine ink. Too bad octarine is invisible to non-wizards.

I wish to be a wizard.

[Zrk2]

The tyranida come out of the warp and eat you!

I wish to play DF!

[b1gb0y2013]

You play... You lose

I wish for dwarf fortresses physics where a whole building can be held up by a tiny piece of floor

[Zrk2]

I pulled the lever:

...you lose

I wish to pull the lever!

[b1gb0y2013]

...you lose

I wish for a giant quote pyramid

[jetex1911]

you don't get it.

I wish for everyone to have a pet headcrab!

[b1gb0y2013]

...you lose

I wish for it to GROW BIGGER!!!!!!

[Urist Imiknorris]

...you lose

I wish for it to go away.

[Zephyr]

it does....it'll be back next post though 

i wish for something completly random and exiting to happen and the end result to be lots of confetti everywhere!!!