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[James.Denholm]

Granted. However, through the modification of the universe's timeline to ensure a working monitor, all computer programs universally agree that a pink line must be displayed on the screen, at all time. When some bright spark goes to create a program that does not, his house is typically burnt to the ground.

Darn interwebs.

Granted. You do this by converting yourself into large masses of antimatter. Indeed, the amount of energy your antimatter blobs destroying (the) Drzzt(s) ultimately renders several continents lifeless. But it was worth it, even if to just get rid of that Drzzt fellow.

I just sure hope you didn't mean Dirzzt there.

I wish that I could use 3D glasses without removing my prescription glasses. Scratch that - I wish I did not need prescription glasses.

[KaguroDraven]

I did mean Dirzzt

[James.Denholm]

That's a damn shame, then. The Europeans want a word with you.

[Taco Dan]

Granted, you now need prescription goggles. They're about a foot long. Have fun.


I wish that i was a monkey so I could have a prehensile tail and be able to throw my biological waste at random people on the street.

[fergus]

Granted!
Unfortunately, you no longer remember being a human, so instead of doing fun monkey things, you do normal monkey things and get put in a zoo.

I wish for cheesecake.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Wish granted! However, this particular cheesecake is not what many people consider a cheesecake in normal society- perhaps on Neptune, but not here - no, this cheesecake is, in fact, a chocolate cake in the shape of a cheese wheel! Oh, the humanity!

I wish for multiple cakecheeses.

[Sheb]

Granted. They're made out of Dwarven Cheese.

I wish for cake and cheese.

[Zyzarda]

Granted, Your cheese is

Dwarven Cheese.

The cake, on the otherhand, Is the most delicious cake ever. You go to eat a slice, But It was a hologram. Your knife goes right through it. The cake is always a lie, silly. You, however, triggered a switch that opens a window that shows 3 fatties eating your cake.

I wish I could breathe underwater and that I could breathe air at the same time.

[SolarShado]

Granted, now you can only breathe in very, very thick fog.

I wish for DOUGHNUTS!

[jetex1911]

granted. giant doughnuts fall upon you, crushing you to death. on the bright side, the peramedics have to eat their way to get to you!

I wish that i could shape shift at will. that, and that i could shapeshift others.

[KaguroDraven]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a nice tasty turkey, while others shapeshift into random animals that eat turkey.

I wish I could kill Dirzzt Do'Urden and all clones of him.

[dwarfguy2]

Por supuesto. Ahora todo el mundo es Legolas!

TODA LA FIESTA ES LEGOLAS.

Yo quiero ser de Meta Knight. Y entonces yo también posteriormente deseo de un taco.

[SolarShado]

Granted, Meta Knight walks up to you and murders you with at taco.
(yup, too lazy to translate that, all i can make out is "Meta Knight" and "a taco")

hmm... I wish i could eat 2 tacos right now...

[Urist Imiknorris]

You choke on your food. Do you want your possessions identified?

You may wish for an object. For what do you wish? blessed +2 Staff of Aesculapius

[Peewee]

(due to low luck...)
You receive a cursed -2 Staff of Aesculapius, but of course, you don't know the BUC or enchantment yet.


I wish for the one toad.