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[James.Denholm]

Granted. The Florida Keys spontaneously materialise twenty kilometres above your house.

Fortunately for you, you don't have to live through the terrible, terrible earthquake your neighbours experience.

I wish that the event at the very end of the fourth season of Dexter didn't actually happen because I liked that character damnit!

[jetex1911]

Granted. Rita hasn't been killed by Trinity, but it turns out that someone planted explosives in the house! all the people inside die.

I wish i had the power to attract any magnetic objects with my mind!

[Sheb]

Granted. You end up with your head covered in pins, pots and anything metallic.


I wish I had a better idea for a wish.

[KaguroDraven]

Granted, you accidentily attract a bullet to your head.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted, you wish for your own death. "These things never work out anyways". Well your one did.


I wish my former Spanish teacher die a slow and painful death for "forgetting" to tell us about preterito.

[jetex1911]

Granted, your teacher dies from a swarm of killer bees, forced to suffer a suffering death. unfortunately, you and your entire class suffers the same.

I wish i could become a god, and take over the forum!

[dragnar]

Granted, but everyone else becomes gods too, so your reign is short lived.

I wish for boots of speed.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. However, amphetamine doesn't make good footwear, and they crumble when you attempt to put them on.

I wish that it wasn't so damn sunny.

[Taco Dan]

Granted, Now there's acid rain instead.


I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish.

[Glacies]

Granted. You don't have to come up with a wish, and fall into a deep depression thinking about all that wasted potential. Eventually, you cannot face life any more, and take your own life. This leaves an enormous wound with all your loved ones. Also, the forum game grinds to a halt.

I wish the Pope would have the entire Vatican remodeled to look like an eighties dance club.

[Peewee]

Granted, but now everyone has to listen to Rick Astley during mass.

I wish for exploding knees.

[Argembarger]

...what? Ok, sure. Granted.
Your knees explode.

I wish your knees didn't explode.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Your knees explode instead.

I wish the governments wouldn't make such asshat laws regarding education and digital rights.

[Blackdutchie]

Granted, instead they outlaw culture and decide it's time to remove all minorities by force.

I wish Technology'd advance quicker

[Argembarger]

Granted. Singularity, techno-apocalypse, etc.

I wish there were more emotes to choose from.