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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6510 on: September 29, 2010, 02:06:15 am »

The wish god kills you for wishing for gibberish.

I wish I knew how to program video games.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6511 on: September 29, 2010, 04:14:07 am »

Granted, your sued for every dime you have becouse your game caused a kid to shoot another kid.

I wish I was a True Immortal, cannot die and regenerates near instantly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6512 on: September 29, 2010, 09:49:27 am »

Granted, you suffer unbearable pain every millisecond of your existence, all your loved ones die around you while you are left behind. You become world-famous, but only for being immortal, noone knows who you are anymore.

I wish i could turn invisible at will!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6513 on: September 29, 2010, 04:55:46 pm »

Granted. You can't turn visible again.

I wish the granter of this wish stares at my avatar for ten minutes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6514 on: September 29, 2010, 05:26:27 pm »

Granted.

I wish to be blind for the next ten minutes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6515 on: September 29, 2010, 05:30:11 pm »

Granted you go blind for ten minutes, but after the ten minutes is up your eyes will be stolen from you.

Iwishthiswasmorethanoneword.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6516 on: September 30, 2010, 12:51:03 am »

Granted you go blind for ten minutes, but after the ten minutes is up your eyes will be stolen from you.

I wishthiswasmorethanoneword.
granted.

I wish more marshmallows!
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Shade-o

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6517 on: September 30, 2010, 01:08:34 am »

Granted. You are a marshmallow.

I wish for an advisor who chastises me for making stupid mistakes.
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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6518 on: September 30, 2010, 01:38:39 am »

Granted. You get an adviser who chastises you for every stupid mistake. At first it's cool but it gets old FAST. You die of boredom.

I wish for a bannana.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6519 on: September 30, 2010, 01:50:45 am »

((Dude how'd you change your name?))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6520 on: September 30, 2010, 01:54:27 am »

((Dude how'd you change your name?))
Hah i didn't notice. I would like to know this as well.

Granted you get a banana but there's nothing inside the skin.

I wish I got $5 AUD
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OmnipotentGrue

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6521 on: September 30, 2010, 07:21:51 am »

((Dude how'd you change your name?))
((I too am curious about how this happened.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6522 on: September 30, 2010, 08:54:18 am »

This is a test. Ignore this post. Or don't. I don't really care either way.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6523 on: September 30, 2010, 07:27:30 pm »

Granted. The $5 AUD is counterfeit.

I wish the entire forum used the Hugs and Kisses Elemental as avatars.

((He probably PMed Toady, which is how it's done))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6524 on: September 30, 2010, 07:37:27 pm »

Granted.

I wish the Hugs and Kisses elemental had never been created.
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