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[Medicine Man]

Granted! They are now hot...Really hot! As a matter of fact they're so hot that they go aflame!

I wish for a serial killer roguelike.

[Blackdutchie]

Granted. It is outlawed in all UN countries.

I wish for a cool drink.

[Lillipad]

Granted. The drink is so cold your throat freezes.

I wish people would stop misspelling my username.

[Diablous]

Granted. They don't mispell it, because you do not exist.

I wish I could have thought up a more creative way to corrupt that wish.

[Blackdutchie]

Granted, but you cannot think of a wish.

I wish more people'd play allegiance.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. It turns into a mockery of a parody of a satire of The Birds. How, nobody knows.

I wish the granter of this wish stares at my avatar for ten minutes.

[Medicine Man]

Granted, I stare at your avatar for....I GIVE UP!

I wish for an *+Adamantine Amulet+*

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. You know where to get the adamantine, and somebody who will turn it into an +amulet+, but have to mine it yourself, and bring twenty stones of adamantine for the craftsman.

I wish humans were more tolerant of each other.

[Medicine Man]

Granted, humans are now tolerant of each other. That's until they start fighting with nuclear weapons over who is the MOST tolerant.

I wish for all rednecks to DIIIIEEE!!

[stonemt]

Granted. every single person on earth with a sunburned neck dies.

i wish for happy pills that are every thing you need in a diet. even fluids!

[Medicine Man]

Granted. You get happy pills that are everything you need in a diet! Well... at least that's what you thought. They just put you off of food and water, not replaced them. You  die of thirst.

I wish for a pet slime.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. Your house is converted into a sentient slime. As it tries to get grips on it's new-found existence, you are crushed.

...

You die?

I wish Introversion Software were a more well-known software developer.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. EA buys them, and over-hypes every copy-paste sequel with slightly improved graphics and increased unintended features that they force them to make.

I wish my avatar would reappear.

[Lillipad]

Granted. It appears before you and replaces you as The One True Mind.

I wish I could punch oxygen.

[xdarkcodex]

granted. you fist implodes.

i wish i a oxygen punch