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[Medicine Man]

Granted,it is about 3 demon jackasses who decide to take over the world.It is shittier than Snakes On A Plane and sequals to that shitfest

I wish to be a god.

[knightedskull]

Granted.   You are a Giant Mountain of Poo yelling at a squirrel while corn worship you.

I wish for a City of Gazelles 

[Tellemurius]

Granted. They were invaded and plundered by the city of lions.

should i even wish?

[Derekristow]

Answered: Yes, because since you didn't the thread has been derailed into something else entirely.

I wish Pluto exploded (Just because).

[Tarran]

Granted. A large chunk of it flies into the earth, killing all life on the planet. Great job.

I wish Pluto was considered a planet again.

[knightedskull]

Granted. After Pluto collided into the Earth they both molded into one as Eurto.
Currently the new planet is lifeless but give it some time to grow and some dominate creature will consider the thing they live on as a "planet".

I wish to do a time warp into Eurto to meet those creatures of the new planet.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. They really like magma, booze, and mega-projects. They think you're an elven spy.

I wish to start a new RTD that is fun.

[Ochita]

Granted you start a New RTD that is fun, however your skills are rubbish and eventually you have to abandon it.

I wish for a new computer

[Medicine Man]

Granted,it has the best O.S in the world!Windows Vista!your new computer crashes every 5 seconds.

I wish for Damage .Inc

[Metroid]

Granted,it has the best O.S in the world!Windows Vista!your new computer crashes every 5 seconds.

I wish for Damage .Inc

Granted except it is now a band about puppies and unicorns. And not DF unicorns.
(They're a band, right? Google kind of failed me...)

I wish for a computer that can handle my copy of StarCraft II.

[Medicine Man]

Damage .Inc is a Metallica song

Granted you now have a computer that can handle your copy of StarCraft II and it has the best O.S in the world!Windows Vista!your new computer crashes every 5 seconds.

I wish for an And Justice For All.

[SolarShado]

Granted, now every song you hear sounds like And Justice For All. At first you think this is kinda cool, but it quickly gets old. After a couple weeks, other sounds (like cars going by, dogs barking, even people talking) start to sound like it. Eventually, any sound, even your clothes rustling as you move, sounds like And Justice For All.

Then the men in white coats come for you.

I wish that shower doors could install themselves...

[eclipsetail]

Granted, but they install themselves into Your body...

I wish for paper.

[SolarShado]

Granted, but they install themselves into Your body...

OWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWWWWWW!!!! GET THEM OOOFFFFFF!!!!!! *die*

I wish for paper.

Granted, you get a 1 inch X 2 mile strip of toilet paper.

I wish that humanity would stop being so stupid all the time...

[Metroid]

Damage .Inc is a Metallica song

Granted you now have a computer that can handle your copy of StarCraft II and it has the best O.S in the world!Windows Vista!your new computer crashes every 5 seconds.

I wish for an And Justice For All.

You seem to like that method of corruption.