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[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted, but the hivemind started to feel lonely, and became suicidal and killed itself.

I wish I was a goblin IRL.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But you're the only one of your kind, and you realise it kind of sucks not being able to have children.

I wish I was a kobold in real life.

[dragnar]

Grante- Protect the hoard from skulking filth! You are promptly skewered by the dearest Dwarf.

I wish for an adamantine sword.

[Rose]

Granted, but it is stolen by a kobold.

I wish I had a large pizza

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But it's frozen, and someone stole all the toppings.

I wish I was a kobold in real life that didn't steal things.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but nobody likes you anyway, and you're killed. Since you're technically not a human, nobody can be convicted for your murder.

I wish dwarves will never be real in this world, so that they'll never flood the world with lava.

[knightedskull]

Granted, you horrible monster!
Now there is no "dwarves" or little people...including children!
You make your best argument on how you saved everyones life instead of damning humanity.
The perspective view of "good" and "evil" have changed and the people tie you to a pole and burn you alive.

I wish CrownofFire to not die of fire but to always be on fire...with pain!

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted, but he didnt enjoy being on fire. It was very painful, so he got sad. You dont want to get sad, eh?

I wish we had a horse, I luuuve horses!

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. It takes a dump on your face, then gallops off somewhere.

I wish the Jaycraft server was on 24/7.

[Tarran]

Granted, however, his computer fails right in the middle of your mega-project. And there's no way to restore it.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot here in Oregon.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Now you wish it wasn't so damn rainly and cold in Oregon.

I wish Bay 12 would be named Bay 11 instead.

[Tarran]

((Actually, I would love it to be cold here. Seriously, it's freaking hot here.))

Granted. Now Bay12 is Bay11. It sounds much stupider. And the new member per-day rate drops by 95%.

I wish Earth would make up it's mind on how hot/cold it wants to be.

[dragnar]

Granted. The earth decides it rather liked the quiet of the ice age and freezes everyone to death.

I wish to be... INVINCIBLE!!!

[lordnincompoop]

Granted.  You die in your bed from various health problems at the age of 55, having accomplished nothing worthwhile in your life. The last emotion you experience in life is that of disappointment. It turns out you were only invulerably from unnatural causes of death, such as being shot.

I wish I had a better GPU, like that GTX 480. Damn BS Ati cards.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but it overheats, so you have to underclock it to your old graphic card's level.

I wish I had a legal copy of Windows 7. (No, I don't have an illegal copy, I just want Windows 7. Mainly because I'm stuck with Vista, but I wouldn't even bother with Windows at all if Garry's Mod and a few other games worked on Wine )

Granted, however, his computer fails right in the middle of your mega-project. And there's no way to restore it.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot here in Oregon.

Are you another Oregonian or just a visitor? This is supposed to be a rainforest, so where's my rain?