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Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6330 on: August 10, 2010, 01:53:36 am »
Granted,the cowboy shoots the ninja in the head and walks off.You have wasted 200$ for that.

I wish for 5 minutes alone
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6331 on: August 10, 2010, 01:55:53 am »
You get your 5 min. alone in a lead bunker. While in there the rest of the world is destroyed and now you're the only living thing left.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6332 on: August 10, 2010, 04:54:24 am »
Quote from: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 01:55:53 am
You get your 5 min. alone in a lead bunker. While in there the rest of the world is destroyed and now you're the only living thing left.

You don't make a wish and you fade into nonexistance

I wish for my organs to be sacrificed to Toady One.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6333 on: August 10, 2010, 05:05:36 am »
Granted. However, we are somewhat pleased to discover that, once removed from your body, your organs grow back. We begin a business of harvesting them. Naturally, to maximise profit margins, we don't buy any aesthetic.

I wish that there was more to life.
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Imagine a combination of power goals 44 and 45: The ruler convenes a council of the nobles to appoint you the high priest of the nearby towns. Instead of waiting for them to finish their drinking session, you walk in and crush a goblet while berating their disgusting behaviour and general incompetence.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6334 on: August 10, 2010, 05:27:55 am »
Granted. The answer to life and everything is now 43. More than it was.

I wish I had remembered to wish for something last time I posted.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6335 on: August 10, 2010, 06:37:20 am »
Granted,you have now caused a time rip between the state of time where you had wished and the state of time where you had not wished,you have caused a massive rip in time and it kills all.

I wish for Thrash Metal.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6336 on: August 10, 2010, 09:07:04 pm »
Granted. a huge scottish barbarian apears behind u, picks up a "metal" bench and thrashes u to death with it.:D                    i wish  i  was an exteamly powerful demon who kills anyone who dares to currupt this wish!
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« Reply #6337 on: August 10, 2010, 09:13:11 pm »
Granted, you are an exteamly powerful demon who kills anyone who dares to currupt your wish. You aren't sure what currupt means, and you don't know how powerful "exteamly" is, so you try to stop a train with your bare hands. It doesn't end well.

I wish for the next wisher to spell correctly please.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6338 on: August 10, 2010, 09:17:20 pm »
Granted. That is the only thing you can use your powers for though.

I wish I were immune to all demon powers.

Aww... Granted.

I wish for Tarran to be slain by ninjas wielding vorpal warhammers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6339 on: August 10, 2010, 09:22:33 pm »
Gra-AAAHGFHTFG

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This is Ninja 221, subject Tarran has been terminated. Unfortunately, dragnar knew about his termination, and thus had to be terminated himself.

...Oh, wait, are you reading this? Well, sorry, but you'll have to be terminated too.

I wish I wasn't terminated.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Medicine Man

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6340 on: August 10, 2010, 11:26:42 pm »
Granted,you are killed instead (See how different wording can change a corruption?)

I wish for KKK and all of its members to be killed painfully.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6341 on: August 11, 2010, 12:17:51 am »
Granted, unfortunately the person doing the killing is blind and ends up killing everyone in the world.

I wish everyone in the world hadn't been killed.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6342 on: August 11, 2010, 12:20:46 am »
Granted. Only the people with an IQ of 50+ have been killed. Unfortunately, that includes you and m-...

I wish everyone would stop dieing.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6343 on: August 11, 2010, 12:28:49 am »
Granted, but now noone dies, ever. The world no longer has room for anything else as people are packed like sardines.

I wish people could die again.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6344 on: August 11, 2010, 12:32:06 am »
Granted. The reaper manifests and begins his grim task, cutting through everyone on earth, starting with you. And now we're back at square one: everybody dying.

I wish this entire page of wishes hadn't been made.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.
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