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[Taco Dan]

Granted, you don't have to study because you got expelled.


I wish I had better social skills.

[OmnipotentGrue]

I wish I understood the plot to Inception.

Kidding me? It wasn't that hard to understand.

Good movie, by the by.

[SolarShado]

I wish I had better social skills.

Granted, but they come at the expense of all your other knowledge (including math, how to read, and how to use a computer).
You may still be able to make a living though, try politics

I wish I could find the motivation to get off my lazy ass and accomplish something...

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you accomplish standing up. Then you sit back down. Exciting, wasn't it?

I wish for the next wish to cause the next person to be burned in lava.

[dragnar]

Granted.

I wish I were immune to lava.

[thevorpalwarhammer]

granted you drown

i wish i had a better avatar of a warhammer.

[rickvoid]

granted you drown

i wish i had a better avatar of a warhammer.

Granted, but now Sigmar is pissed that you stole his hammer. He smites you in real life.

I wish I had a wish to wish for a wish.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you HAD a wish, and used it to wish for the wish that got you that wish that you used to wish for the wish that got you that wish...
Your head explodes from the confusion.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

(Also, I finally got a wish that wasn't corrupted )

[dragnar]

Granted. You wish that I hadn't downed in magma.

I wish for POWER!!!

[Phantom]

Granted, you get it but you must now get Peace through Power and you must sacrifice the power or you will die.


I wish a quarter of an atom, no more, no less, JUST 1 Quarter of an atom.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But, like the quarter of anything is, it is incredibly unstable and degenerates.

I wish I wasnt so incredibly mad right now.

[Sneevil]

Granted: You close Your eyes and feel relaxed and all your inner turmoil is washed away.
             But when you open them again. you are sitting on chair in a white room wearing a Straitjacket.
             You are now in the asylum for being bipolar.

I wish  i was the Gypsy king.

[TheBroodyMoods]

Granted, but there is a violent coup aided by the Goblin King (David Bowie). You are hung and his cot piece becomes the next Gypsy King.

I wish my roommate would watch "In Bruges" with me. = C

[Acanthus117]

granted. Solifuge then streams it to all of us, and you eventually get your PC destroyed because Barney ate it.

I wish that I could've corrupted that wish better.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. Your corruption becomes:

"Granted. However, you and your roommate travel to Bruges to watch the film.

Fucking Bruges."

However, nobody gets the reference.

(Seriously, that's actually a pretty damn good movie. Pity they chopped out a bunch of good scenes, that were actually important to the plot and so on.)

I wish that I had a few apples sitting on my desk.