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[Medicine Man]

There is already one,it is called Dwarf Fortress

I wish to be unbanned from Bay 12

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I am not banned,duh.

[Doomshifter]

You are unbanned from Bay 12, but not the forums.

I wish my brother wasn't such a klutz.

[Criptfeind]

Your bother is no longer a klutz, in fact he is so godly in what he does everybody forgets about you and focus on him. After years of playing second fiddle to your bother to the point where even your own mom has trouble remembering your name you… Lets just say it ends poorly for you and your bother because I do not want to get in trouble by writing it down.

I wish that my cat could talk.

[TheBroodyMoods]

Granted; it spills the beans. All the beans, you can no longer be within 500 meters of a school and your friends start to eye you funny when their kids are around.

I wish Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't such a piece of poop.

[Medicine Man]

Granted he is now a piece of dwarf spore

I wish for anthrax infections.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Granted, Anthrax's (the band) infectious tunes envelop your mind. Your brain turns to mush from listening to heavy metal way too much.

I wish I could never die, nor feel pain.

[Medicine Man]

You don't ever die or feel pain but you commit crimes against humanity and get locked up for life,you are rotting in a cell for enternity.

I wish for slayer infections 

[Huesoo]

You get them and die, duh

I wish for you to:


Check em

[ToonyMan]

Dude you just posted doubles guy in a forum.

[Huesoo]

Dude you just posted doubles guy in a forum.

Dude you did too, I admire you and want to be you. I also got doubles.

[Medicine Man]

Your doubles disapear

I wish to be forced to eat adamantine shards.

[Tarran]

Granted. You are forced to eat Adamantine shards. Unfortunately, the demons don't appear to like you eating their roofs, so they kill you.

I wish I could twist, bend, stop, start, fast forward, etc, time whenever I want. In other words: I wish I could control time in every way possible. Even if I die.

[Medicine Man]

Granted you are now responsible for the whole force of time,you don't get time to do ANYTHING other than channel time.

I wish for Ninja Repellant.

[Doomshifter]

Granted, but ninjas steal it from you before you get to use it.

I wish I understood the plot to Inception.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. Then you wake up.

EDIT: I wish I didn't have to study for my up-coming Physics test.