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[Ochita]

Forum game?, what forum game?

I wish for a computer that is better than my current one.

[Taco Dan]

It's so advanced that it gains sentience and takes over the world.
I wish Gurren Lagann was even more awesome. (Not possible)

[Askot Bokbondeler]

kamina is replaced by Oddjob, the world implodes on it's awesomeness

i wish for a goat cheese sandwich

[Taco Dan]

You get a goat and cat cheese sandwich, the goat is a little dry.

I wish Mr. Blue Sky was a real person.

EDIT: Clarified what animal the cheese is from.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

(just for clarification, what animal is the cheese from?)

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. He is a real person. Or, at least, he was. Actually, that explains some very odd things found in the former stomach cavity of a fossilized velociraptor...

I wish that I could SEISMIC BACKHAND as an effective attack.

[Medicine Man]

You do a backhand so powerful it causes an earthquake,too bad you get swallowed by a crack in the earth

I wish to be able to intelligently corrupt wishes.

[Samthere]

Granted, but you can't actually grant the wishes so you spend all your time on a forum discussing what you might do if you could.

I wish I could complete certain ongoing projects of mine.

[Omegastick]

Granted, you spend your whole life trying to complete a project and die alone by your half a century old computer.

I wish that the Soviets won WW2

[Askot Bokbondeler]

they do and it's actually awesome instead of being a distopy like you wished it would be

i wish i could have a fancy rat

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. It smacks you with it's little white suit glove, grabs it's little tuxedo jacket, and goes on to host the classiest late night tv show in history.

I wish it was last Sunday, instead of today.

[Diablous]

Granted. It is last sunday. It is always last sunday. The day is repeated over, and over again. Everyone does the same thing they did last sunday, over and over again. Only you are aware of the day being repeated over and over again. You can do nothing but what you did last sunday. Each day you do the same thing, over and over again; aware of the constant repetition, but unable to do anything to stop it. You slowly go insane.


I wish I could control the weather.

 

I wish that the Soviets won WW2

I thought they did. They did join the allied powers part way through. So, nothing would be different?

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you can only control the weather on Venus though. Too bad, that would have been fun.

I wish for this wish to not be fulfilled.

[Ochita]

Your wish is not forfilled, but then you stop posting any more annoying wishes that try to meta-wish


I wish that my computer does not suck or blow.

[Tarran]

Granted. The computer's fans no longer suck in cool air and blow out hot air. Your computer overheats.

I wish I had the perfect game for me. And you have the perfect game for you.