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[silhouette]

Granted, you can now play free for all, but you REALLY REALLY SUCK, serriously, you die at the 1st second.


I wish for a burger made out

[Taco Dan]

You make out with a burger.


I wish for every game ever.

[Tarran]

Granted, you die of suffocation due to all the game boxes, packages, and CDs.

I wish I was more awesome than you.

[silhouette]

WISH GRANTED
but there is a dimensional drift

Dimension 1:
You receive a copy of "every game ever" and find out its shit, you wasted $100,000,000 on that game.

Dimension 2: You receive every game ever, but soon suicide after owning 500,000,000 thousand copies of that horrible E.T game.


I wish for CAEK

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screw you tarran lol.

Granted, but you cant as taco is at the peak of awesomeness, instead it wraps around and you become the most lame ever.

[Phantom]

Granted but the CAEK is much more deadlier than Cake. You die.


I wish I had an assignment from Dr. Clef.

[Karnewarrior]

Granted. You are assigned to SCP-173. Cleaning duty.


The two D-class with you thought it would be funny to blink at the same time. They underestimated 173s speed. It suffocates you.

I wish for a ton of fun.

[Medicine Man]

Granted,a ton of HFS drops on your family and you,you die

I wish for R2D2

[Tarran]

Granted. You get R2D2, however, R2D2 has already defected to the Dark Side™. R2D2 kills you.

I wish I had a new PC (That's not a super computer) and the next poster (You) are an AI inside the computer.

[James.Denholm]

Granted. Because I'm not being stored on a super-computer, there isn't enough space for my brain to be fully mapped out on the computer.

You've made me a retard.

Asshole.

I wish that I lived next to my local telephone exchange.

[Tarran]

Granted. Because I'm not being stored on a super-computer, there isn't enough space for my brain to be fully mapped out on the computer.

You've made me a retard.

Asshole.

You're welcome.

Granted, They are then shut down one hour later and moved across the city. Those assholes, they made you waste a wish!

I wish James was put in a supercomputer and fixed up back to normal intelligence.

And he has to obey my every commands when I give him commands.

[Medicine Man]

He is put back in the supercomputer and fixed back up to normal intelligence and obeys your every command,too bad he still has to use the toilet and your supercomputer is flooded with waste and crashes,have a fun day cleaning out all that shit!

I wish for Yoda to rob a bank.

[silhouette]

Yoda now robs banks, he successfully robs all the banks in the world, thus the economical crisis.

I still wish for an intergalactic planatarium...

[Medicine Man]

You get a planatarium with all the worlds planets in there,too bad there is no oxygen and all of the original planets are in it.

I wish for a Master Of Puppets

[OmnipotentGrue]

Wish granted - you get a Master of Sock-Puppets, who proceeds to turn you into a sock puppet to add to his collection.

I wish I had a program on my computer that was smart enough to understand the actions I type into it and generate amazing stories based on my actions so I could play Godhood games all day.

[Phantom]

You get a planatarium with all the worlds planets in there,too bad there is no oxygen and all of the original planets are in it.

You kind of forgot that it was supposed to be INTERGALACTIC. And that this world has no planets, it's a planet itself (Synonym: World=Planet), and there are infinite galactic clusterfuck of planets in this universes galaxies. And many have an atmosphere, including ours. Our nitrogen-oxygen atmoshpere. Then again, a Planetarium is a hologram.