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Tarran

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6150 on: July 21, 2010, 02:37:57 am »
Granted, you can speak every language in existence, but you can't understand most of them.

I wish I had powers similar to SCP 239's and the SCP foundation didn't know about me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6151 on: July 21, 2010, 09:27:20 am »
Granted.
However, the GOC knows about you and eliminates you in the most painful way possible.

I wish I was part of the GOC.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6152 on: July 23, 2010, 08:32:37 pm »
Granted. 682 escapes and kills you.

I wish for a sack full of wish-fishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6153 on: July 23, 2010, 08:46:49 pm »
Granted. They all wish you'd regress into the body of worm, and they devour you.

I wish for Dr. Iceberg to get promoted and I take his old job of doing paperwork. The one from the SCP Foundation. Nothing else. You know, Dr. Iceberg, Dr. Gears assistant that has to do a lot of paperwork.
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« Reply #6154 on: July 24, 2010, 04:08:35 pm »
Granted,you are doing paperwork and a giant iceburg named DR. slices your legs off,you bleed to death shortly after.

I wish for a giant industrial fan to suck me in and chop me up  :D
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« Reply #6155 on: July 24, 2010, 04:11:29 pm »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on July 24, 2010, 04:08:35 pm
Granted,you are doing paperwork and a giant iceburg named DR. slices your legs off,you bleed to death shortly after.

I wish for a giant industrial fan to suck me in and chop me up  :D
Goddammit that had nothing related to my wish so that does not count. It can't be corrupted if it doesn't use the whole wish.

(LOOP HOLES, HOW I LOVE YOU.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6156 on: July 24, 2010, 04:16:29 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on July 24, 2010, 04:11:29 pm
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on July 24, 2010, 04:08:35 pm
Granted,you are doing paperwork and a giant iceburg named DR. slices your legs off,you bleed to death shortly after.

I wish for a giant industrial fan to suck me in and chop me up  :D
Goddammit that had nothing related to my wish so that does not count. It can't be corrupted if it doesn't use the whole wish.

(LOOP HOLES, HOW I LOVE YOU.)

You get sucked into a giant hole and crushed into a loop


I wish for lightning on DF
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6157 on: July 24, 2010, 04:19:16 pm »
Dwarf, you are not going along with the wish I have set down, and there fore, I ignore any wish you may make, and I will also sue you for failure to heed the laws of the forum game. I hope you have a good lawyer, McDwarf. We shall meet in court 3 days from now. Any pitiful Conservative or Liberal crime squad shall not interfere, same with any other outside group. Your chance of succeeding is slim.


I wish that Dwarf McDwarf shall not answer this wish, and I get this wish done right by someone with at least hopefully better grammar and spelling. And intelligence.
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I wish for Dr. Iceberg to get promoted and I take his old job of doing paperwork. The one from the SCP Foundation. Nothing else. You know, Dr. Iceberg, Dr. Gears assistant that has to do a lot of paperwork.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6158 on: July 24, 2010, 04:24:20 pm »
Granted. Dr. Iceberg will be granting your wish. Just as soon as he's done with all this paperwork...

I wish for SCP-721.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6159 on: July 24, 2010, 04:27:10 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on July 24, 2010, 04:24:20 pm
Granted. Dr. Iceberg will be granting your wish. Just as soon as he's done with all this paperwork...

I wish for SCP-721.
Granted. However you have a choice. Use your blood to use it and die in 2 days, or use your blood to make you immortal. You chose to use 721.

I wish that I am SCP-682.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6160 on: July 24, 2010, 04:28:16 pm »
Granted. But the Foundation just figured out a way to kill you once and for all. It works.


I wish I knew everything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6161 on: July 24, 2010, 04:29:37 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on July 24, 2010, 04:28:16 pm
Granted. But the Foundation just figured out a way to kill you once and for all. It works.


I wish I knew everything.
Granted, you are Ozymandias form Watchmen. Dr. Manhattan kills you.

I wish I had O negative blood type, and that I had an infinite amount of blood. You know, the universal donor.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6162 on: July 24, 2010, 04:32:01 pm »
Granted. You are now successfully an 0 blood type. But your body doesnt have to place to store your infinite blood, and you end up popping. Whoops.

I wish the forum smileys would have brackets around their codes so my text-based smileys wouldnt turn in to them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6163 on: July 24, 2010, 04:36:09 pm »
Granted. You discover the additional options button. :(

I wish I had picked immortality over death.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6164 on: July 25, 2010, 11:27:59 am »
You pick immortality over death and live to see your entire family and friends die,you attempt suicide but you are immortal so it does nothing

I wish for all copies of Autotune to be destroyed.
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