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[Diablous]

Granted. The cure is death.

I wish that wish was corrupted more creatively.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. There is one already. It's death.

I wish I had more money.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but you're arrested for counterfeit.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Tarran]

Granted. But then you forget. Being distracted by the shiny barrel saying "Radioactive".

I wish I was god of everything.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but then you're distracted by the shiny Self Destruct button.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[penguify]

Granted, but now the game is over.

I wish to never again lose The Game.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you remember nothing. Including how to breathe.

I wish for magma. (There's no possible way this could go wrong!)

[penguify]

Granted, but it obeys conventional physics, cools, and hardens into a lump of extrusive igneous rock. All over your now melted computer.

I wish for a gallon of Neapolitan ice-cream. In a sealed container.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, it's sealed in a container. The container is made of steel, and is at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

I wish that my computer wasn't melted anymore (ahem).

[Tarran]

Granted.

Something is leaking from the box though... It freezes your feet!

Some text on the container reads:"Now included with liquid nitrogen to keep your ice cream icy cool!".

Gah.

Granted. Some magical force breaks off the rock and mends the melted remains of the computer back to shape. Then the force cools it off with liquid nitrogen.

It's now frozen by liquid nitrogen.



I wish I had a model Dwarf.

[penguify]

Granted. There is now an upstanding, elf-hating, magma-loving, sadistic, idiotic, -iron pick- wielding dwarf next to you. He stabs you in the eye.


I wish for a zombie carp invasion.

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, but you get eaten first. Then the invasion fails.

I wish my computer was not frozen or melted.

[Tarran]

Granted. The liquid nitrogen ceases to exist. Your computer thaws.

Though you must have done something to offend a deity. As your computer is struck by lightning. Frying the motherboard, RAM, drive, CPU, Graphics card, disk tray, and monitor.

I wish I was gifted transcendence (not the game).

[ECrownofFire]

Granted, you receive the game.

I wish my computer was back to normal.

[Tarran]

*Ahem*. I suppose you can't wait for five seconds for me to fix my wish before granting it?

I wish I was gifted transcendence (not the game).