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lordnincompoop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5940 on: July 02, 2010, 04:01:21 am »
Granted. You infect everyone though, you bastard!

I wish video games weren't so darned expensive so I could actually buy them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5941 on: July 02, 2010, 04:07:49 am »
Granted. They are now as cheap as dirt. As is the games themselves. Is it fun to play dirt? I bet it is!

I wish there was a battle between two clones of the master chief. With lots of magma.

Edit: minor fix: There was no "fun" between "it" and "to".
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5942 on: July 02, 2010, 04:12:44 am »
granted but you aren't there to see it

engineer update want!!!!
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Quote from: Mormota on August 11, 2011, 03:50:44 pm
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5943 on: July 02, 2010, 07:17:16 am »
Wish granted,the wish god makes one badass military engineer.

I wish for turd on a plate  :)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5944 on: July 02, 2010, 07:28:53 am »
that wish corrupts it self!!!!

i want an awesome cookietm
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Quote from: Mormota on August 11, 2011, 03:50:44 pm
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5945 on: July 02, 2010, 07:31:18 am »
You get the most awesome cookie ever. It looks delicious.

It is locked in an unbreakable box which you cannot open, so you cannot eat it.



I wish I could turn water into whatever other beverage I chose.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5946 on: July 02, 2010, 07:44:06 am »
Granted. You now hold in your hands a plate with an unseeably small spec of feces on it. The plate is shaped so that, when it is created, the space usually taken up by your spine is replaced by a section of the plate.

ARGLE FARGLE

Granted. However, water can now turn you into whatever it wants to.

Yeah.

I wish that I lived on the Moon.
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« Reply #5947 on: July 02, 2010, 08:56:29 am »
Granted, however Dracula kills you instead of letting you stay in his moon base.

I wish for a Source Wars between Day of Defeat and Left4Dead in a territorial control map.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5948 on: July 05, 2010, 05:42:01 am »
Quote from: knightedskull on July 02, 2010, 08:56:29 am
Granted, however Dracula kills you instead of letting you stay in his moon base.

I wish for a Source Wars between Day of Defeat and Left4Dead in a territorial control map.
Granted,the source wars become so brutal that they start killing innocent people,you are caught in the crossfire.

I wish for a walkthrough for Liberal Crime Squad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5949 on: July 05, 2010, 05:59:51 am »
there already are three of them  :D

i wish that man of science updated more often
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Quote from: Mormota on August 11, 2011, 03:50:44 pm
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5950 on: July 05, 2010, 11:46:51 am »
Granted, however as all words are 'derp' it stops being good.


I wish for all potatos to explode without hurting anything
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5951 on: July 05, 2010, 11:49:28 am »
Granted. You have deprived the world of french fries.

I wish I had some french fries.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5952 on: July 05, 2010, 12:51:08 pm »
Granted. They explode, luckily you aren't hurt.
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« Reply #5953 on: July 05, 2010, 03:55:09 pm »
I wish for *COUGH*SNEEZE*COUGH*.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5954 on: July 05, 2010, 08:16:10 pm »
Quote from: knightedskull on July 05, 2010, 03:55:09 pm
I wish for *COUGH*SNEEZE*COUGH*.

Granted, you die of the flu.

I wish for a cure for the common cold
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