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[maxicaxi]

granted but by mistake you punch your self. you get a critical hit and you explode in gore.

i wish that the world was elite liberal.

[Retro]

Granted. The earth becomes incredibly liberal and attempts to support everyone. However, the inhabitants of earth are still bastards and kill the earth by abusing its resources.

I wish I had the best pillow ever. THE best.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. Unfortunately it doubles as an angry tiger.

I wish butter stopped existing.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, there is no butter anymore.. Neoither the stuff that butter is made from or anything related to that either.


I wish I was evil enough to include teletubbies in my corruptions.

[PTTG??]

Granta-
 
what?
 
I'm too confused to corrupt that.
 
 
I wish wild, white-washed wildebeasts wandered willingly westward, wantonly wasting water with willy-nilly wallowing.

[smigenboger]

Granted
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

I wish color-less green ideas slept furiously

[James.Denholm]

Granted. They sleep furiously... in your head. As a result of their furious sleepings, you yourself are deprived of sleep. As a result, you die of sleep deprivation.

Or something.

I wish I actually understood how a idea or concept could sleep in a furious manner.

[smigenboger]

Suppose you have a new idea that you really want to do, but something prevents you from doing it. You wait in anticipation for it to happen, therefore the idea is sleeping furiously.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. You get nuthing.

I wish to have the powers of a god.

[smigenboger]

Granted. You also get nothing. (Gods are figments of mankind's imagination)

I wish the Greek gods, the Norse Gods, and Lord Christ have an all-out battle (with detail)

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted, nothing happens.

(Gods are figments of mankind's imagination)

I wish gods weren't figments of mankind's imagination.

[smigenboger]

Bah, lol you got me.

Every God ever devised has materialised, and begin to conquer the world like a giant game of risk, using humans as both their worshippers and their military. The humans realize what's happening, and desperately come up with newer, more powerful gods. In a last desperate attempt to save mankind, their newest god creates a temporal vacuum and hides a small group of people in a paradise utopia. We all know how utopias turn out.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

[James.Denholm]

Granted, you now have a ham sandwich. There is now an angry pig outside your door who wants his flesh back.

I wish Australia's main ISP didn't have such a monopoly and had some real competition so that my interwebs wouldn't cap after such a measly limit.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted, but the competitor is worse.

I wish I hadn't doomed earth to become a dystopia.

[nuker w]

Granted, it instead becomes a Utopia and well...

The humans realize what's happening, and desperately come up with newer, more powerful gods. In a last desperate attempt to save mankind,their newest god creates a temporal vacuum and hides a small group of people in a paradise utopia. We all know how utopias turn out.

If you dont, it envolves a hell of alot of carp, magma, tantrum spirals and pathfinding issues

I wish that I was a legendery miner and mason and built my own subway (inside joke here)