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[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted, it is the only language you know.

I wish butter stopped existing.

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. You now know klingon. Nerd.

I wish I had "Red Dead: Redemption" for PS3.

[maxicaxi]

granted you get it and it explodes inside of your ps3

[Tarran]

granted you get it and it explodes inside of your ps3

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish maxicaxi could and would spell better. For his sake and mine.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Now all of his words are "better." You have trouble understanding sentences composed of the word "better"

I wish people would accept me being naked in public.

[Acanthus117]

granted. Everyone accepts your being naked in public because you're a stripper.

I wish for a Kar98k in perfect condition, as well as ammunition and all permits required for such gun.

[Cheddarius]

Granted! You get an immense two-ton block of concrete. Somewhere inside are a Karabiner 98k, permits for it, and a single 7.92x57mm Mauser cartridge. You spend your entire life trying to dig it out. Decades later, you finally pierce the concrete, only to find that the permits are expired. Weeping, you grab the gun, load up the cartridge, and look down its barrel, cold, dark and lifeless, like your soul.

Then you turn away and become an incredibly successful writer of emo poetry.
But then you get cancer and die.

I wish that... a thing will happen... which will make it so that, basically, the number went up 4, even though it didn't. But it will make it so that the effect is the same.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. You now know the complete innards of every programming language ever invented. However, after you hack into CERN and take a good look at their source code, you realise that you cannot communicate with them in order to explain how the LHC's code could be eighty-nine percent faster, as you've forgotten all normal, actual languages. Like English, Japanese, and Klingon.

Actually... I wish I knew Klingon.

The LHC has code?

Le Gasp!

[maxicaxi]

I wish maxicaxi could and would spell better. For his sake and mine.

i can, its just that I don't care to.

[cganya]

I wish people would stick to the guidelines of this thread, corrupting wishes and making wishes in return.

Sadly my wish has been corrupted before it was made.

[smigenboger]

Granted. We must follow the rules of this forum, so we cannot create any negative conflict, and anyone who undermines one's ideals or uses sarcasm as an attack on another should be reported immediately.

I wish all the scene kids were butterflies.

[Cheddarius]

I wish that... a thing will happen... which will make it so that, basically, the number went up 4, even though it didn't. But it will make it so that the effect is the same.

[Ochita]

uhhh.. granted? However the number of bullets fired at you increases by 4 so you die...

I wish that phantom wont be so uptight

[James.Denholm]

Granted. This "phantom" person won't be uptight in the future. Pity that a grand piano just fell on your head.

I wish I owned a really, really, really, really nice suit. Really, really, really, really nice.

[knightedskull]

Granted.   However you are a Spy and you always get blood on the suit.
The cleaning bill? heh...heh-heh...

I wish I had the Bloody Mess Perk.