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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5685 on: June 05, 2010, 10:06:29 pm »
Granted. But now there are only horny 12 year old brasilian girls using it now.

I wish my drink wasnt an energy drink. :<
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5686 on: June 05, 2010, 10:08:30 pm »
Granted. It is instead a potion that sends you into a deep sleep, lasting hundreds of years. It does not slow aging though.

I wish to be invincible!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5687 on: June 05, 2010, 10:18:20 pm »
Granted. Nobody tries to kill you, and you die of old age just as you otherwise would have.

I wish that I had a robot soccer team.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5688 on: June 05, 2010, 10:40:29 pm »
They short circuit the first rainstorm on the field.

I wish that pokemon were real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5689 on: June 05, 2010, 11:38:01 pm »
Granted. You are killed by a bidoof.

I wish I had a working copy of Pokemon Heartgold version.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5690 on: June 06, 2010, 12:39:49 am »
Granted, you find it to be a dull retread of the original Gold story, with a few small improvements that do little to improve the game. Also, you have no hope of completing your pokedex this time around.

I wish my R4DS card was SDHC compatible so I could carry 32GB of games with me instead of just 2...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5691 on: June 06, 2010, 01:58:19 am »
Granted. SDHC becomes an obsolete system though, and you fail to grab any before they are all removed from the market.

I wish I had a tesseract.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5692 on: June 06, 2010, 02:43:48 am »
Granted. *hands lordnincompoop a cube of cement* strictly speaking, that's a tesseract, because it extends in the 4th dimension (time) ;)

I wish... that I could think of a good wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5693 on: June 06, 2010, 03:14:41 am »
Granted. You can now think of nothing but good wishes. Enjoy the asylum.

I wish people would stop meta-wishing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5694 on: June 06, 2010, 04:10:02 am »
Quote from: SolarShado on June 06, 2010, 02:43:48 am
Granted. *hands lordnincompoop a cube of cement* strictly speaking, that's a tesseract, because it extends in the 4th dimension (time) ;)

I wish... that I could think of a good wish.
Ah... No. Not anymore. Nowadays, the fourth dimension is generally considered to be referring to the fourth spatial dimension, in that there are four physical directions to go along rather than three.  And because of the way tesseracts work, I'm pretty sure it requires the 4th direction to be a spatial one.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5695 on: June 06, 2010, 04:10:50 am »
Also:

Granted. They stop wishing.

I wish my Pepsi was fizzier.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5696 on: June 06, 2010, 05:39:34 am »
Granted! You now have a Coke.

I wish Obama would go an hero.
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« Reply #5697 on: June 06, 2010, 05:49:59 am »
Granted: Obama now goes wherever he wishes with the powers of Superman.

I wish the next granter was beautiful.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5698 on: June 06, 2010, 12:18:16 pm »
Granted.
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I wish I had a famous date.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5699 on: June 06, 2010, 12:45:20 pm »
Granted. Your date is Charles Manson.

I wish for strong interaction to disappear from the world.
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