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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1292102 times)

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5655 on: June 05, 2010, 12:55:31 am »
Granted. It's GlaDOS.

I wish to be the embodiment of TVTropes.
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Tradanbattlan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5656 on: June 05, 2010, 12:58:58 am »
Granted. The entire world hates you now.

I wish my DS didn't have any structural or electrical damage.
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maxicaxi

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5657 on: June 05, 2010, 01:01:16 am »
granted. then it gets utterly destroyed from water damage

i wish a i had university degree in all fields
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Quote from: Mormota on August 11, 2011, 03:50:44 pm
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5658 on: June 05, 2010, 01:09:38 am »
Granted. You lose the ability to communicate with normal humans, and die alone.

I wish I understood quantum mechanics with absolute certainty.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5659 on: June 05, 2010, 01:41:26 am »
Granted. You understand the Heisenberg (sp?) Uncertainty Principle to perfection.

I wish my DS Lite hadn't died and forced me to replace it with a DSi. I miss you, backwards compatibility! :'(
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Lord Dakoth

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5660 on: June 05, 2010, 02:18:10 am »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on June 05, 2010, 01:41:26 am
I wish my DS Lite hadn't died and forced me to replace it with a DSi. I miss you, backwards compatibility! :'(

Granted.
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The DSL Zombie hits! You hit the DSL Zombie.
The DSL Zombie hits! The newt hits!
You die...

I wish I had a holodeck in my room.
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James.Denholm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5661 on: June 05, 2010, 04:40:02 am »
Granted. You now become utterly unaware of what is reality and what is not, and go utterly, utterly insane.

I wish that computers would just work, damnit.
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Nikov

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5662 on: June 05, 2010, 04:42:27 am »
All computers now just work as doorstops.

I wish being conservative was hip and trendy with the young folks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5663 on: June 05, 2010, 04:51:07 am »
granted now all peple over 50 create a liberal crime squad everybody dies.

i wish my computer to stop being bugged to display blue/green tones extra much so i can watch youtube videos
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Quote from: Mormota on August 11, 2011, 03:50:44 pm
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

James.Denholm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5664 on: June 05, 2010, 06:22:55 am »
Granted. Your computer monitor now displays only red and black. Enjoy your YouTube logo!

I wish the stack of Chemistry trial exams on my desk would just finish themselves.
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Imagine a combination of power goals 44 and 45: The ruler convenes a council of the nobles to appoint you the high priest of the nearby towns. Instead of waiting for them to finish their drinking session, you walk in and crush a goblet while berating their disgusting behaviour and general incompetence.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5665 on: June 05, 2010, 07:20:40 am »
Granted, but they all gave up and left themselves blank.

I wish that I could get something nice for my girlfriend.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5666 on: June 05, 2010, 09:18:54 am »
Granted, you're so deep in debt howeer that you have to sell everything you own.

I wish my wish would not be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5667 on: June 05, 2010, 09:23:03 am »
Granted. But since you didnt wish for anything, your save file on Dwarf Fortress is corrupted instead.

I wish I was better at Patapon 2
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5668 on: June 05, 2010, 09:37:10 am »
You are better, but since no one knows what that is, no one really cares.

I wish my file was no longer corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5669 on: June 05, 2010, 09:38:53 am »
It is uncorrupted, but your fortress is besieged by skeletal carp. Hundreds of them.

I wish I wished for a wish that I really wish is a wish I wished.
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Quote from: FalseDead on April 21, 2012, 04:39:07 pm
Don't think of it as being besieged by thralls/husks, think of it as having your own personal moat of life hating mutilated menaces

Now wall yourself in quickly
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