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[Ochita]

Granted, however as you are now in a time where there are 2 of you, a paradox occurs and we all die. Thanks.

I wish that I had seven-league boots that are magical

[Humaan]

Granted. Each of your steps must be a mininum of seven leagues, of course, while you wear them. By the way... your wearing them and you can't take them off.

I wish for the ability to transform anything into anything, while not affecting me in any way.

[PTTG??]

Granted, wait, that doesn't make any sense at all. Transforming by definition "affects" you. You thus gain the ability to stay the same form.

I wish for this thread to die.

[Diablous]

Granted. It's because Toady gets rid of the forums.


I wish that nobody makes a paradox wish.

[stonemt]

Granted. however doing so causes a paradox wich resolves itself by making everything a paradox.

i wish for food.

[cganya]

50 year old fruitcake appears on your lap.

I wish that I didn't require sleep to keep my mind healthy so I could make use of those 7 extra hours per day.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. You now need to consume thrice as much food to replace the ever important processes that occur in sleep.

I wish that DF 2010's combat was fixed.

[cganya]

Granted. You now need to consume thrice as much food to replace the ever important processes that occur in sleep.

I wish that DF 2010's combat was fixed.

(purposely out of turn, just commenting)

would that be with resulting weight gain or without? without and while expensive, would be blissful. I love food.

[Acanthus117]

You'd become a XBOXHUEG fattie. and then you'd die from your fat crushing your internal organs.

[Caesar]

You'd become a XBOXHUEG fattie. and then you'd die from your fat crushing your internal organs.

How marvelous.

I wish that DF 2010's combat was fixed.

It is, but now there's a bug with your Dwarfs only being able to breathe in magma and they instantly die when you embark. (Unless your wagon ends up on top of a volcano, in which case they will burn instead.)


I wish I would be less silly.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. You are now so serious that whenever someone even fucking thinks something silly when you're nearby, their brain explodes. You then pull of the godliest SRSFAIC and kill everything because they aren't serious enough.

I wish I could kill people like that dude from Fist of the North Star. with the whole punching and exploding dealio.

[Vester]

Granted. They are already dead. But horrible, horrible things happen in your life as a result of you misusing your power, and you become Darth Hayden.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. You don't have a headache because your head exploded.

I wish that I could visit alternate realities.

[Vester]

Granted. On your first visit, you end up on an Earth whose atmosphere never properly developed, and you suffocate.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. You now have several clocks and watches in your arms.

*rimshot*

I wish that I liked eating healthy foods.