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[Ultimuh]

Granted. There is so much gatorade that you drown.

I wish I had more spells that don't hurt me.

Granted you get a spell that swats that bee. But those are the only two spells you can have at this time.


I wish I could do so much more.

[dragnar]

Granted. You can now do anything you set your mind to. You don't feel like actually doing anything though.

I wish I could cast "summon bigger fish"

[Zyzarda]

Granted:But you can only summon it in the desert.

[Ultimuh]

Granted:But you can only summon it in the desert.

you forgot to wish for something..

[Zyzarda]

I wish that I could make bunnies rain from the sky.

[dragnar]

Granted. But you can only do it in the desert.

I wish I were in the desert with plenty of food and water, and in no danger of any kind.

[Zyzarda]

Your food is rotten and you accidently spill your water.

[Zyzarda]

I wish that I could have a popular topic that everyone posts on.

[Sensei]

Granted- entre, the "We Hate Zyzarda" thread.

I wish you knew how to edit posts instead of double posting.

[Zyzarda]

Granted,but I will double post every other post.

I wish that I had some glasses that abraham lincon has in Sensei's profile photo.

[Sensei]

Granted! But you'll have to PAY FOR THEM! Ahhhhahaha! And we'll see what you think of shipping charges!

I wish I was unlazy enough to get my own pair.

[IronyOwl]

Granted. But you now find yourself too stingy to get them anyway.

I wish I had a rich uncle.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, but he mentions nothing of you in his will.



I wish I was a rich uncle myself.

[IronyOwl]

Granted, but your brother's meddling kids keep foiling your schemes to get richer.

I wish I had a talking dog.

[Greiger]

Granted, you are even allowed to choose any puppy in the whole wide world to receive the gift.  And you choose the most wonderfullest cutest puppy you can find.

Unfortunately The dog learns to speak thanks to a magical brain tumor suddenly coming into existence inside it's brain.  It dies horribly 5 minutes after.

I wish for a bottomless can of Dr Pepper that never goes flat, never leaves the perfect drinking temperature, never goes bad, never weighs more or less than a typical can of soda, magically removes all impurities that may find its way inside the can, and does not overflow outside the can unless I want it to.  And I want it to appear safely on the desk, next to my computer.