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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5295 on: April 01, 2010, 03:46:25 am »

Granted, but now they're starting to care too much.
Asking for personal records, random letters, employees showing up at users houses...


I wish there are 5 Tiberium Blossom Trees (Mutated Trees that spawn Tiberium) in the world. 1 in Houston, Texas, and 1 in Washington DC, Pennsylvania. 1 in Beijing, and another in London. (You better follow this damn link.) I also wish in addition to this that humanity had the technology to harvest and process Tiberium.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5296 on: April 01, 2010, 03:36:42 pm »

(finally someone who provides links!) Granted, too bad Tiberium spreads faster than they can harvest it, let alone the lunatics naming themselves 'NOD', oh, and nukes, lots of nukes (from both sides).

I wish the website was more stable than it is now!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5297 on: April 02, 2010, 07:26:11 pm »

There's nothing to corrupt. It WAS more stable than it is now... before v0.31.01 was released and the server got overloaded.

I wish for the website to be stable again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5298 on: April 02, 2010, 07:48:41 pm »

There's nothing to corrupt. It WAS more stable than it is now... before v0.31.01 was released and the server got overloaded.

I wish for the website to be stable again.
Granted. It is because Toady cancelled all DF development. Toady and Threetoe leave and shut down the forums.

I wish the bug fixes for the new DF are done already and are released tommorow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5299 on: April 02, 2010, 07:59:40 pm »

Granted, everything works so perfectly that our PC's eventually overload on awesome and explode thus destroying every now version that works properly.
I wish i had a giant drilling tank
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5300 on: April 02, 2010, 11:46:06 pm »

I wish i had a giant drilling tank

You do, but someone jammed gum down the keyhole. And cemented it shut.


I wish that I had a super robot monkey team [hyper force]. but with rayguns and lasers and wreck shit up. not like the dissapointing cartoon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5301 on: April 05, 2010, 08:26:59 pm »

Granted..except instead of monkeys they are robots with giant bird-like heads.

I wish my neck didn't hurt like heck.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5302 on: April 05, 2010, 08:28:09 pm »

Granted. Now your back hurts like heck.

I wish for the ability to read minds.
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Tarran

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5303 on: April 05, 2010, 08:42:09 pm »

Granted, and that's all you can hear now.

I wish DF2010 would have better path finding.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5304 on: April 05, 2010, 08:46:37 pm »

Granted. You cannot turn the ability off, and not only are you overloaded by the constant stream of thoughts, you REALLY don't want to know what some people are thinking. Ninja...

Granted, but the water flow becomes so much worse that your computer lags more than ever.

I wish I had a real Custom Robo, not just a game.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5305 on: April 06, 2010, 07:38:36 am »

Granted, you get a Custom Robo... action figure!

I wish for, okay?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5306 on: April 06, 2010, 09:20:31 am »

You know, the custom robos technically are action figures... that are controlled by your mind and have massive firepower.

Granted, okay?

I wish I could control my action figure with my mind.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5307 on: April 06, 2010, 12:47:53 pm »

Granted. Your very emotional part of your mind controls it.

I wish I knew what to wish for which is original.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5308 on: April 06, 2010, 01:27:42 pm »

Granted, but you realize that you'd never really WANT to wish for it.

I wish I had a baseball cap.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5309 on: April 06, 2010, 02:01:05 pm »

Granted it's on the top of Mt. everest.


I wish for.. unlimited and 100% free internet access.
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