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[dragnar]

Granted. Unfortunately, it it this unicorn:

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Except in motorcycle form(I couldn't find a non-awesome picture of that, evil or not, it wouldn't be much of a corruption)

I wish to be awesome.

[Diablous]

Granted. You are too awesome to live, and die.

I wish I could alter reality!

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. You begin playing D&D.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

[Phantom]

Granted. Nothing exists anymore.

I wish for something completely different.

[IronyOwl]

Granted. You are seized by the Spanish Inquisition.

I wish I had been expecting that.

[Tarran]

Granted, you now see the future and only the future [quite far at that], effectively making you blind.

I wish I could teleport perfectly, and no-one else can, and I teleport to exactly where I want. [how are you going to corrupt that?]

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You can teleport where you want, but not when you want. You can teleport only on the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month (lousy Smarch weather!) and your teleport target time must be immediately after the Big Bang. You are instantly vaporized if you do teleport.

I wish the Banned thread hadn't been locked!

[Diablous]

Granted. You can teleport where you want, but not when you want. You can teleport only on the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month (lousy Smarch weather!) and your teleport target time must be immediately after the Big Bang. You are instantly vaporized if you do teleport.

I wish the Banned thread hadn't been locked!

Granted. Toady and Threetoe died of heart attacks right before it was locked.

I wish for the ability to control people's minds.

[Phantom]

Granted, although The Allies, along with several Soviets, work together to bring you down.
Your clones fail to control enough of their men, and your initiates are crushed by the grizzly tanks.
You are put in a Psi Suppressor cell, where you spend the rest of your life. You couldn't even control a fly, not even a single-celled organism. (Yay for copying RA2: Yuri's Revenge)


I wish America and China had a big war, with Russia selling arms to countries working wit China and America, and with Russia eventually coming under scrutiny, and finally all the people in both China and America could not take it anymore, and launch ICBMs, and even the obsolete IRBMs.

[Tarran]

Granted, the first one lands on your house.

I wish my last game of Distant Worlds didn't end up having me fighting a AI with a higher starting level of civilization.

[Phantom]

Granted, the first one lands on your house.

Uncorrupted: ICBMs Still launched, and I also intended that many people would die from the missiles and radiation,

[Diablous]

Granted, the first one lands on your house.

Uncorrupted: ICBMs Still launched, and I also intended that many people would die from the missiles and radiation,

None of them go off. Now it's corrupted.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, the first one lands on your house.

Uncorrupted: ICBMs Still launched, and I also intended that many people would die from the missiles and radiation,

None of them go off. Now it's corrupted.

And they all go awry and zoom off into space, and Doctor Manhattan licks the radiation out of them anyway, and they hit the moon without exploding or hitting anything important.

Everyone on Earth discovers how wonderful peace can be and there is sex and doves everywhere. And ALL THE LIGHT INFANTRY IN THE WORLD lay down their arms and go to college.

[Acanthus117]

And them a swarm of Elves storm your fortress and pile tons of cloth at your doorstep.

I wish that Augustus Sinclair was my business partner of AWESOME.

[Tarran]

I wish my last game of Distant Worlds didn't end up having me fighting a AI with a higher starting level of civilization.

Also:

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Everyone on Earth discovers how wonderful peace can be and there is sex and doves everywhere. And ALL THE LIGHT INFANTRY IN THE WORLD lay down their arms and go to college.