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[Acanthus117]

Granted. Ubisoft then comes up with a system that makes you pay every time you use it.

[Tarran]

Granted, but nothing is nothing.

I wish I actually had the patience to play DF more. (I already guessed how this might be corrupted)

[Phantom]

WWE wrestler Kane breaks all of your limbs (and pokes out your eyes), then smashes your head with a chair for good measure.

I wish for more cuddawy wuddawy kittens.

Wrong Kane, I specified the Kane in the link.

[Archangel]

Granted, but nothing is nothing.

I wish I actually had the patience to play DF more. (I already guessed how this might be corrupted)

Granted. You now have the patience, but you do not have enough free time to play DF at all.

I wish I had an Australian Category E Firearms License, or whatever one it is that permits you to own machine guns and bazookas and mortars and fun stuff like that.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. Now, you are a permanent member of the Australian army, and you are quickly shipped to Iraq, where you are hated for fighting a war that no one really wanted in the first place.

I wish that my dad would understand that DF is not a virus-infested game and would actually not uninstall it, and maybe play it.

[Tarran]

Granted, but nothing is nothing.

I wish I actually had the patience to play DF more. (I already guessed how this might be corrupted)

Granted. You now have the patience, but you do not have enough free time to play DF at all.

I wish I had an Australian Category E Firearms License, or whatever one it is that permits you to own machine guns and bazookas and mortars and fun stuff like that.

(did not see that coming )

...
I wish that my dad would understand that DF is not a virus-infested game and would actually not uninstall it, and maybe play it.

Granted, now he can't stop playing it. (just show him this awesome forum!)

I wish I had the power to terraform worlds in a very short time to my specifics.

[Peewee]

Granted. You can now rapidly terraform worlds to have the same material concentrations as your specifics... (you can rapidly turn worlds into giant versions of your testicles.)

I wish for the admin password.

[Cheddarius]

(you can rapidly turn worlds into giant versions of your testicles.)

Still kinda awesome, I must say.

[Tarran]

(you can rapidly turn worlds into giant versions of your testicles.)

Still kinda awesome, I must say.

Granted. You can now rapidly terraform worlds to have the same material concentrations as your specifics... (you can rapidly turn worlds into giant versions of your testicles.)

I wish for the admin password.

Granted, oops! Toady bans you.

I wish I was the universe, and everything it is made of, and that I have sentience in that respect.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But then you realise that knowing all, thinking all, seeing all and having to tell all sucks major behind. You attempt to kill yourself, but there is nothing large enough inside you to do so. You live in eternal misery with your newfound knowledge.

I wish I could talk to Quote from Cave Story in a completely non-violent, just-between-me-and-him, conversation.

[dragnar]

Granted: Silent protagonist, remember?(As far as I know, I haven't finished the secret ending yet)

I wish for free MTG cards.

[Phantom]

Granted. Although they are rapped in boiling leather. You freeze to death.

I wish for Kane. (THE ONE SPECIFIED IN THIS)

[Diablous]

Granted. He uses you as part of a plan and it ends as horribly as possible for you.

I wish for the ability to control time.

[Phantom]

Granted. He uses you as part of a plan and it ends as horribly as possible for you.

Technically that was not corrupted because all NOD members are willing to be used by Kane for anything. Even suicide bombings. That and Tiberium Mutations plus being turned into Cyborgs.

[Diablous]

Granted. He uses you as part of a plan and it ends as horribly as possible for you.

Technically that was not corrupted because all NOD members are willing to be used by Kane for anything. Even suicide bombings. That and Tiberium Mutations plus being turned into Cyborgs.

... I can't believe I forgot. It has been far too long since I last played a C&C game.