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[dragnar]

Granted: all games are now as hard as Contra, but not nearly as awesome.

I wish for a robot that follows the tree laws, with an added law that forbids it to ever hurt anything, directly or indirectly. This law takes precedence over all others.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. The Tree Laws are thus:
1. Trees are more important than humans.
2. Kill all humans, especially Dragnar.
3. Plant trees on their corpses.
4. The word "hurt" means "to party with using a narrow giant cave spider silk sock".

I wish things would keep going the way they have.

[Phantom]

Grant, it all gets boring though. So boring. So boring. So boring.

I wish Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[Cheddarius]

Granted, you go insane and kill yourself. Honestly, what did you think would happen?

I wish my computer was faster.

[Phantom]

Granted. But the change is ridiculously small, it is unnoticeable.

I wish for Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. I also wish my father had the mind of a Yithian.

[dragnar]

Granted. The Tree Laws are thus:
1. Trees are more important than humans.
2. Kill all humans, especially Dragnar.
3. Plant trees on their corpses.
4. The word "hurt" means "to party with using a narrow giant cave spider silk sock".

I wish things would keep going the way they have.

Heh, I did not notice that typo until far too late.

[SiN.Daeus]

I wish for Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. I also wish my father had the mind of a Yithian.

Granted. But it turns out that his legend was a bit over-rated...

Cthulhu is now fat, balding and alchoholic.

[Phantom]

I wish the person above me made a wish.

[Diablous]

Granted. This wish is that you are his mindless zombie butler.

I wish things didn't need to be repaired constantly.

[Phantom]

Granted, all things are irreparable so they cannot be repaired constantly.

I wish for worldwide levels of fatal radiation.

[dragnar]

Granted. The entire surface of mars is covered in fatal radiation.

I wish for an epic adventure of swords and sorcery in which I am eventually victorious and the rest of my family/friends are safe.(hometown blowing up on the other hand is practically a requirement.)

[Phantom]

Granted, after beating the generic bad man of badness in an awesome duel, and your family and friends escapes your hometown, which you are in, your hometown is hit by a meteor, in which you die.

I wish for a slow death from drug use.

[Diablous]

Granted. It's an alien in another galaxy who dies.

I wish for better strategy skills. That I, and only I get. Without me getting hurt in any way.

[Phantom]

Granted, but it is only slightly better strategy skills. You become a general, and your horrible strategies gets 2 divisions of soldiers killed.

I wish for my own death due to drug use.

[dragnar]

Granted. You are then resurrected as a lich and mocked for your stupid wish for all eternity.

I wish to be happier than I am now for all eternity.