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[dragnar]

Granted. You were wearing steel mail. You were shot by a 40k bolter.

I wish I had a 40k bolter.

[silhouette]

granted but you shoot tombtehdwarf by accident.

I wish i was a 40k bolter.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but you shoot your bolt prematurely!

I wish my date would get here!

[Cheddarius]

Granted, but you shoot your bolt prematurely!

I wish my date would get here!


_{oh god what have I done}

[xdarkcodex]

Time paradox?

I wish for a hi-tech burrito.

[kurokikaze]

Granted. Now you cannot eat it as it's so hi-tech its IQ is higher that yours.

I wish to be wired into giant walking battle robot.

[quinnr]

Granted. You are put into a robot...it takes control of your mind and body.

I wish for cookies. Good cookies. Exactly how I want them cookies. That don't explode.

[Huesoo]

Granted, but you shoot your bolt prematurely!

I see what you did their.

Granted you get delicous cookies, but before you can eat them they implode.i

I wish Leo wouldnt of had his date.

[praguepride]

Granted, but then he goes out and dates you!

I wish I had a sandwich, a non-explosive or implosive sandwich. With turkey on it!

[dragnar]

Granted! Heavy vants sandvich back. Now.

I wish I had a cloaking device.(as in invisibility, not a device to get me a cloak or something)

[Diablous]

Granted. But it cloaks your retinas and only that, blinding you. It then malfunctions and now you can't make your retinas visible again. You are blind for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't failing human geography.

[Cheddarius]

Human... geography?
Is that a euphemism for something?

[Diablous]

Why does everyone say that?! Check out the wikipedia articld since I suck at explaining this kind of thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Geography

I have it as an AP course, and I wish I wasn't failing it.

[Greiger]

Granted, you convince the professor to give you an Incomplete instead of a Fail.  But it cost over 3 thousand in fancy dinners and bribes, and you still need to take the class again.

I wish I had my own pet dragon that loved me, could catch it's own food, was protected under US government endangered species laws and is perfectly healthy and will easily live for at least as long as me.

Oh and I was given 10,000 USD a week from the government to see to it's care as designated caretaker.

Ha!  Corrupt THAT one!

[dragnar]

Granted. Your pet dragon catches it's own food: you. It also dies immediately after eating you.

I wish I had a genie.