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[Phantom of The Library]

(@FuzzyZergling: Finally somebody else who remembers them!  )
Granted, however the first time you try this it causes the you who sent the memories back to stop existing due to the time stream split, and the memories never reach past you, due to never having existed and you still make the same mistakes, but you never get the idea to send memories back to yourself again.

Granted, it is corrupted

Granted, however you are immediately killed due to an arrow to the knee
THE NINJA"S THEY"RE EVERYWHERE!!!

Granted I'm going to start writing it tomorrow after some homestuck research.


I wish that I would remember to drink more water.

[jetex1911]

Granted. You keep drinking water until you forget to eat more food, starving yourself into irreversibility.

I wish this topic wasn't related to hell at the moment. ((look at the number))

[mcclay]

granted, it is now related to terriosts and they shut down the whole board and everyone hates you.

I wish that I was dead.

[Devling]

You die, but being a decent person are raised from the died by raptor jesus, during the apacolypse, and judged that you shall go neither to hell or heaven, and thus live out the rest of eternity, in a world of pretty ok people.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes at will, and not get hurt.

[mcclay]

gaanted, you do so uncontroabley and kill everyone you love beofre being shot dead in the back like a dog.


I wish there was a game that combined Rocky Horro picture show, Homestuck, Minecraft and Skyrim.

[zomara0292]

Granted, but it is so awsome, it cause more than the worth of the planet to buy it.

I wish I could live the life of an undead ninja.

[Alternatecash]

Granted! As the undead are, well, dead, you die.

I wish the forum games I join would wither and die less often.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. They actually don't wither and die now; they're just thread-locked due to indecent content.

I have no wish.

[bukitodinos]

(we are on page 666 :O)

you get a wish witch i corrupt

[Phantom of The Library]

Bukitodinos your wish to receive a fondue fountain is granted however the moment you attempt to sample its fondue-y goodness a HOERS jumps out of it and bites your head off, sticks it in the fondue fountain and feeds it to a slightly overwieght ogre.

I wish that I had more time to type that one out.

[bukitodinos]

dude you dont see the back of me i'm a velocihorse makeing the wish invalid because me and the horese make freinds)

you are now obbsessed with typeing this and cant do anything

i wish for my own horse

[Vorthon]

Granted. It appears above your head and lands on you, crushing you.

I wish I could summon and bind Nyarlathotep to my will, without him/it/whatever tricking me or causing my downfall.

[zomara0292]

Granted. He is now bound to your soul. Your will is now his will. You are now Nyarlathotep. But white instead of black. or at least you chose to be white. Go, now, and command your cult following.

I wish I could sucker punch Nyarlathotep and make him my slave.

[jc6036]

Granted, you do but he makes you his (her?) slave.

I wish that the granting of my wish will change the hellish page number.

[Fniff]

You change it to 616, the actual hellish number. HAIL SATAN!

I wish I was the antichrist.