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[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you become the very best youngster there ever was then you are eaten by a rabid magikarp.

I wish that I could have gotten away with relying on songs for my wishes a little bit longer.

[terkiey]

Granted, you are forced to use lyrics from FRIDAY.

I wish that my head didn't smell like the barmy eating sock.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, your head now smells like a dwarven fortress.

I wish that it was Friday, gotta get down it's Friday. 

[Loud Whispers]

No it's Monday.

I wish woke up at 5:00 A:M, and had to go down stairs, grab my bowl, and grab my cereal.

[Skyrunner]

Granted! But instead, that is the last Friday ever, and you work 6 days a week, with Saturday becoming the new Friday.

And that really happens in some nations. Sad.

You wake up at 11:00 AM, head down stairs, grab a dog bowl, and grab your decade-old cereal box.

You die. From food poisoning.



I wish I had lots of time to play DnD!

[terkiey]

Granted, but you don't play it anyway.

I wish I knew whether to be kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat, gotta make my mind up which seat can I take?

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You decide to hop in on the seemingly empty front seat, only to discover that the Invisible Woman was occupying it. Turns out your friends didn't want you to come with them, and only visited you for a prank.

You scream in anger skywards.

I wish I had a ...dog.

[JackOSpades]

Granted you have a dog... a large three headed fire-breathing mutant Cerberus that promptly eats your entire family while you watch, it then turns on you...

I wish I wasn't running off the rails on a crazy train.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. The crazy train is right in track... forever, with no stops.

I wish I was at the combination pizza hut and taco bell.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Before you can order one of the greatest fast-food fusion meals there, a small meteor lands smack dab in the middle of your head, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!

You die.

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[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, your ability to create Fighting Food-ons at will is exploited by evil lawn gnomes, who use Fried Ricer and the Meatballs to create and ultimate Food-on which then battles Metabee in a glorious crossover fanfic resembling battle that also includes Ichigo slash, because some fan wished for the ability to make her fanfics come true.

I wish that I had a free version of Tohou so I could actually see how fun it is for myself.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. A free version is created, but only in Japanese.

(And oh Gog I remember those shows from when I was a kid! I feel old...)

I wish I could send my memories back to my past self so I could stop my mistakes before they happen.

[zomara0292]

Granted. You Past self's head fills with so many memories that you forget them all. You know have amnesia. Enjoy.
I wish I had an incorruptible wish.

[jetex1911]

Granted. Your computer implodes due to this impossible task.

I wish my Skyrim game on steam would load faster- I wanna go fight dragons as an argonian!

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. It does load faster. However, the textures don't load in sync with the faster loading thing. You experience tons of texture pop-ins, and rage about it, since it takes away immersion.

I wish for a crack-fic crossover involving Bleach, Naruto, Homestuck, Hetalia, Finding Nemo and Bay12 Characters!