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[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. You have wittier brains to wish for.

I wish computer cost was dependent on size, not power, so that laptops would be cheaper.

[Jualin]

Granted. In the future, the smaller it is the cheaper it is. All computers are made out of individual atoms to save on costs. Just don't sneeze. Also, you may need to squint a little to see what you're doing.

I wish for fire.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. You're on it.

I wish for frozen fire.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,the fire forms sharp needle like points.They rip apart your bum when you decide to sit on it.(oops mind control )

I wish for a frozen fire crown.

[Nilocy]

Granted. It melts.

I wish for my pc to be the bestest one in the world!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,it explodes.

I wish people would use more zest when granting wishes.

[wraith577]

Granted, these people find a loophole in your wish and destroy your life.

I wish U-238 was fissionable by slow neutrons.

[muwahahaha]

Granted, unfortunately, you're made of U-238, you die in a horrible nuclear explosion and your corpse is used as a form of super bomb.

I wish I didn't have to keep using google to find out what the hell people are wishing for in order to make a corruption.

[Nilocy]

Granted. You now use Yahoo! search, you've sunk to a new low.

I wish i could live to a million years!

P.s This thread is getting close to the 1000 post mark!

[mutant mell]

Granted, you live to a million years.  Unfortunately, the universe is over a million years old, so the year 1,000,000 has already passed.  You dissapear in a poof of logic.

I wish for i apples.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, you get 1000 posts of apples. Rotten apples. Dumped on your house.

I wish more people played hobowars...

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. The server breaks down and loses just one user: you.

I wish I didn't have to work, and could still maintain my lifestyle. And a life of crime doesn't count, because that's work too.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, you're a bum under a bridge with a space heater and a computer running on stolen electricity/internet.

[Nilocy]

I wish people would remember to add wishes.

[Floirt]

Granted. People remember to add invisible wishes.

I wish for a mutant-mutant cake.