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[Dkite11]

Granted. You are in a movie, but it is the worst movie on the planet. You are scorned and ridiculed by all.


I wish to be a social butterfly.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are turned into an insect which spends its entire day making phone calls and causing drama among its friends and family.

I wish I didn't have a crick in my neck.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it's in your wrists instead, and they are worse than ever before.

I wish to gain lots of Credits in SWTOR (star wars the old republic).

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you gain them via working with the Hutt Cartel and you are hunted down and assassinated by Canderous Ordo's clone.

I wish that I was using a computer instead of a mobile device.

[Sirus]

Granted. You are now lugging around a small computer on your back.

I wish that all of my VCR movies would turn into the appropriate DVDs.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You realize that you now have hundreds of discs of crushed plastic and magnetic film.




I wish that I could get through my economics lecture without falling asleep.

[bukitodinos]

granted, you can never get to sleep and die a slow painful sleep deprived death

i wish that i live in a mansion

[Argonnek]

Granted. Your mansion is infested with termites and bed bugs, and has an immense power bill.

I wish my dogs would stop barking.

[Sirus]

They stop barking, because the criminals who want all of your stuff fed them. You wake up to a totally empty house.

I wish I knew what to get my dad for his birthday.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, and you are horrified by it.

I wish my tea was ready to drink and perfectly safe to.

[bukitodinos]

its ice cold (still safe)

i wish for cake

[Sirus]

You get a cake. You choke on a cordless electric needle injector, and die.

I wish to meet my true love.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, he's a walrus.

I wish that I could fly. 

[Sirus]

You can now fly. You can go no more than 1 mile per hour and no higher than one inch off the ground. It also requires all of your strength just to do that.

I wish the dishes were clean so I could put them away.

[bukitodinos]

they become break away dishes and shatter as soon as you come within 2cm of them

i wish for my buckit back