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[Rose]

Granted. You are a dwarf.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Loud Whispers]

You go into a comatose state.

I wish I had PILLS HERE

[Sirus]

The pills are guarded by a TAAAAAAAANK!

I wish for shock tarts.

[Vorthon]

Granted. Everytime you eat one, you get a shock video streamed into your head.

I wish that I could travel forward in time (As in skipping the intervening months, not experiencing them normally) to April, so I could get those re-releases of First-Edition D&D material they're putting out.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. As you warp to the future, you discover you have to wait for a very very long (1000,000,000 years) time to get to the designated point in time. You starve, but you feel no ill effects aside from feeling intense stomach pain. You leave the time-travelling wormhole insane and in no shape to buy those D&D materials.

[Sirus]

I wish that the above poster had made a wish

[Rose]

He does, but nobody answers it.

I wish startrek was real.

[Sirus]

Star Trek is now real. You are assimilated by the Borg before falling into a black hole.

I wish for potato chips.

[Loud Whispers]

You get some nice Chips.

Unfortunately, you can't handle the pure awesome potatoe-ness.

I wish I had a box.

A great, great box.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. Your thermonuclear bomb shaped like a box explodes.

I wish that I was the most inferior thing in existence. (I MUST BE INFERIOR!)

[raptorfangamer]

granted, but instead of shrinking you are various atoms spread through time, spaiz and univairs.

I wish someone corrupted my money rain wish

[IamanElfCollaborator]

(Tha'ts not inferior..I could crush EVERYONE. )

[Phantom of The Library]

granted, but instead of shrinking you are various atoms spread through time, spaiz and univairs.

I wish someone corrupted my money rain wish

Granted, however they were perma-banned for violating all the rules of the forum and all of their posts were deleted in a cleansing fire.

I wish for a Klondike Bar.

[forsaken1111]

Granted. You receive a bar of river ice from the Yukon.

I wish someone would make my ideal video game and sell it for a reasonable price and that it would be excellent.

[Skyrunner]

Granted, but they sell only one copy that according to the laws of supply and demand is auctioned off at 4294967296 dollars.

I wish I was never ninja'd.