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[bukitodinos]

you focus on nothing else but work and you end your own life


i wish for cake

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted but it is a cupcake and you rage and kill someone making the cops arrest you

I wish i could lucid dream

[Alternatecash]

Granted. You are now perfectly aware that you're dreaming whenever you are. Unfortunately, you're locked into an eternally everchanging nightmare.

I wish for a feedback loop.

[Peewee]

Granted. You get a PID controler, go program it yourself.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

[Azthor]

Granted, but they are ten numbers too smalll.

I wish for Slade Colossi.

[fergus]

Granted! They collapse under their own weight.

I wish for gold.

[Azthor]

Granted, you get the Touch of Midas. The rest, you already know.

I wish to discover who was the blasphemous whelp of an inferior who tasked me with preserving the balance of the universe forever.

[Flintus10]

Granted after asking what the hell you are doing on Earth they send you to your true station and you spend the rest of your life preserving the universe's balance on some distant star while cold, alone and without human contact.

I wish that Azthor could return to earth someday.

[fergus]

Granted! But the genie thinks you said Azathoth. Bad Things happen.

I wish I had a copy of the Necronomicon.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you have the revised edition, which is completely madness free!!!  And power free too, unfortunately...
 I wish I had some tea

[Azthor]

Granted, but a snake jumps out of the tea, into your face! Either that, or it was just THAT bad of a tea.

I wish for my conspiring inferiors to be gated next to me in the disant and cold beyond.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. Included in these inferiors is Hanibbal Lecter.

I wish to be trapped alone in a distant star with nothing to keep me alive and no way to return to Earth or life.

[Azthor]

Granted. Included in these inferiors is Hanibbal Lecter.

I wish to be trapped alone in a distant star with nothing to keep me alive and no way to return to Earth or life.

How does Hannibal Lecter count as corrupting the wish... When the one wishing is, due to several previous wishes, the sole overdeity around?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

(Depends. It doesnt mean you are unkillable. Especially by a psycho like 'im. You never wished to be UNKILLABLE exactly.))

[Loud Whispers]

(Depends. It doesnt mean you are unkillable. Especially by a psycho like 'im. You never wished to be UNKILLABLE exactly.))

Hannibal would make you kill yourself to death. With insanity. And reality to the insanity.

(Also, you end up getting trapped on a distant star alone, with nothing to keep you alive or with a way to return to Earth. The star goes into hypernovae, and fires you into Pluto, but no one notices because poor Pluto isn't a planet anymore )

I wish for some BRICKS