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[Asheron]

Granted. You gain the. Unfortunately, the means long-life torture in an ancient language.

I wish for teh loving of footballs.

[Nilocy]

Granted. You now love it, where as everyone else now hates it, sorry.

I wish for a giant bucket.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,a special delivery is made,you get a giant bucket of fly larvae,it is then dumped into your house,the delivery boy attempts to sue you for dumping the contents into your house for no apparent good reason,by some unimaginable fluke it goes to court and he WINS.

You are now stuck with a rather smaller stash of cash and a house flooded with fly larvae.No one wants to clean it up.

I wish I'd just DO it.

[TheBoff]

Granted: You've just done, but are swiftly sued by Nike for copyright infringement.

I wish for the return of the might Jeebus.

[Nilocy]

I grant the return of jeebus. And he is holy. He dies from dehydration.

[Helmaroc]

*drumroll* Hoho, stolen wish!

I wish for a printer.

[Cthulhu]

Technically, the word "Jebus" is actually in the Bible.  IIRC, it's an Old Testament term for the area where Jerusalem is now.

[Keiseth]

Helmaroc: Granted! Except it uses shoggoths as ink. Good luck filling the cartridge.

Edits, forgot my wish. I wish for galvanized pajamas.

[muwahahaha]

Granted! Unfortunately, they galvanized you at the same time, as you were wearing the pajamas.

I wish I could be bothered reading 66 pages of 'corrupt a wish'

[Nilocy]

Granted, you do and you are now the only person to... Alot of fun eh?

I wish music could be heard in my brain rather than through my ears.

[mutant mell]

Granted.  The vibrations cause severe internal bleeding.

I wish for the wish two wishes later to be this wish.

[Nilocy]

Granted.

I wish that i didn't have to look like an idiot doing this.

[Nilocy]

Granted, but you still look like an idiot.

I wish for the wish two wishes later to be this wish.

[Keiseth]

Granted! But, I wish for the next wish to be something completely unexpected.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Heres the funny thing,I HAVE read all of this forum's corrupt-a-wish.My life has significance.

Granted,!!FLAMINGO!!

I wish I'd have something more witty to wish for.