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[FoiledFencer]

Granted. As massive, higly mobile apex predators without natural enemies have now been introduced, dragons soon hunt every larger land animal, including humans, to extinction leading them to die a slow death in turn as the overloaded ecosystem collapses.

I wish there was a Ben & Jerry's near my flat.

[Flintus10]

Granted they introduce a new flavor roughly the same time a number of you neighbors, friends and family disappear, of course you only realize the terrifying secret after eating the majority of your loved ones.

I wish I had one of those drinking birds.
 

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted he uses up all of your money buying drinks then is arrested and has to go to rehab and you have to take care of his kids.

I wish I knew a way to stop cars from running red lights.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You know how to do it, then accidentally divulge your secret to your friends. Information spreads very fast, and no sooner than 3 days, you cause the car-crashpocalypse.

I wish I was an idiot.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You pull a lever linked to a MASSIVE magma pipe being held back by a floodgate.

I wish that I had the Genesis mod. :3

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You DL it, start playing, end up modding more features, adding hell creatures, plastics, altar reactions. Just then, your brother enters the room and tells you that you need to clear the computer of excess junk. He asks you if it's okay to delete Genesis? You stupidly say yes.

All progress was lost and your modding abilities take a toll. You eventually stop modding and playing DF, and undergo a dwarven withdrawal. You attempt to go back modding, but you can't remake whatever was lost, so you stop. Repeat previous sentence ad infinitum*.

Based on a true story. No cookies for guessing.

I wish I had the willpower to start modding DF.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

(Hehe...you assume I never keep backups. I always do. :3)

Granted. You mod in so much stuff, your world crashes upon opening.

I wish for no cookies.

[Trapezohedron]

(Actually, I kept backups, but my brother deleted that one too. D:)

Granted. You get s**t-flavored cookies. You feel compelled to eat it, and you draw it to your mouth...

I wish that someone would complete the above wish story.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. I toss it at New Guy and it lands in his mouth. He chokes and dies, returning as a zombie and eats my brainz.

I wish for those cookies NOW.

(I keep backups on 2 USBs and a CD. Compulsive back-ups win!)

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Granted, but you choke on them and turn into a vegetable from the lack of air.

I wish for the universe to be finite, and for our terrible world to be thrown into the emptiness that can only be described as "lovecraftian"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. We all die after the Old Ones play around with our useless bodies.


I wish for this thread to be EPIC.

[Devling]

HAHA, no. But if that wasn't impossible, it would fill full of elitist jerks, who basiclly troll everybody else... So pretty much the same.

I wish to not have wishes.

[Rose]

You have no wishes, including this one. you just caused a universe destroying paradox, you jerk.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

[Flying Dice]

Granted, you think of a wish so amazing that your head asplode.




I wish someone would get on with inventing immortality before I get much older, so I can enjoy the world falling apart from food wars.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted. Someone invents immortality tomorrow, and it can be yours for the low low price of $2 million dollars. Oh, I'm sorry? Is that out of your price range? Well, maybe you'll be able to afford it it 40 or 50 years... assuming you live that long, of course.

I wish I could focus on my work.