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[PokemonRocks85]

granted but the bananna does the pb and j dance and annoys you

I wish i could make the best game in the universe

[DwarfyDwarf]

Granted. It takes your entire life, and by then the platform you designed it for is obsolete.

I wish I could dance if I wanted to.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but you always want to and dance yourself to death.

I wish for some perfectly fine Lady Grey tea

[Skyrunner]

It is perfectly fine, and tastes good to boot, except that it has been 1337 days since it was made.

You die of some unknown food poisoning.


I wish my back didn't hurt.

[Sirus]

Granted! A mistake of Lockhart proportions removes your spine.

I wish I had a genuine Stetson hat.

[Argonnek]

Granted. However, the moment you put it on acid rain starts pouring down, damaging the seams. So much as wearing it runs the risk of the whole thing falling apart, which it does within the hour.

I wish I had a bowling alley, the correct number of pins, and a bowling ball, none of which are stolen.

[SirAaronIII]

The bowling alley was rigged with explosives shortly before the deed was given to you. It turns out they activate when the ball hits the pins.

I wish I could control the Corruption from Terraria.

[Skyrunner]

You have all what you wish for; however, you have only 10% equity on the whole thing and angry foreclosure men come and vandalize your property. Congrats, you are now bankrupt. Guess you shan't have made everything out of precious materials...
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You can control the Corruption, but only within the confines of the monitor.

I wish for... the ability to READ!

(anyone get the very very obscure reference?)

[Trapezohedron]

(erm.. nope.)

Granted. But you can only have four abilities in your moveset. Which move did you want to forget?

EATING/STUDYING/VIDEOGAMES/BREATHING

The computer makes you forget how to BREATH, and you learn READING! You die from lack of oxygen.

I wish there was an SCP-173 outbreak.

[Strife26]

No. No you don't. In fact, there was no 173 outbreak. Ever. Report for another dose of class C amnesiacs if you think otherwise.


I wish to be part of the anthem.

[Loud Whispers]

You become part of the North Korean party anthem.

I wish I had a jar full of coal.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You get a jar full of coal, which I promptly steal and replace with a mug full of fail.

I wish I was an immortal &.

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted but your a immortal vampire and you go out on the sun

I wish i did not go to school today so i can play games

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You wait until the time school starts, to play your games. You turn on your PC and whoops, 8-hour long blackout.

You end up skipping the exam today, doing nothing.

I wish I wasn't an arachnophobe.

[Nega]

Granted. You shit your pants in fear the moment you hear or see and insect, so now you have Insectophobia!

I wish that dragons existed in real life.