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[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you stick you tongue onto it and you have to have it amputated.

I wish I could defy the laws of gravity.

[Sirus]

Granted. However, the potion only lasts for two minutes, after which you plummet to your doom.

[DwarfyDwarf]

Granted. You are now deaf.
(Post a question next time, maybe?)
I wish I could hold all these limes.

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted but they are lemons not lime

I wish dwarfs were taller then cyclops

[Sirus]

(forgot the wish last time, sorry  )

Granted. They grow one inch in response to a race of one-eyed midgets.

I wish for paint.

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted but the paint is frozen

I wish i got a alienware laptop

[Strife26]

Granted. It only runs on a voltage that you can't find anywhere.



I wish that I could find this printer cable!

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, it is now the central nervous cord of a giant robot that's about to kill you.

I wish that I had one million internets.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You quickly go insane.



I wish SPAZ would download faster.

[Skyrunner]

It downloads so fast the download meter wraps to -65532. It now cannot be finished, EVAR!


I wish Carl Sagan was still alive.

[Sirus]

Granted. By now, the final touches on his Destroy the World plan have been completed, and the world lives on borrowed time.

I wish I had photographic memory.

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted but it is so large you cant fit it into your camera

I wish that pokemon was real

[Sirus]

You get tackled by a Ratatta and faint.

I wish this guy knew what photographic memory was.

[PokemonRocks85]

granted but he gets amnesia

i wish i eat my sandwitch this morning

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You devour that poor, sandy girl without remorse.





I wish for a banana.