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[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, however due to their delicious and nutritious nature the entire world stock is quickly destroyed by wealthy CEOs, who, not understanding that plants decompose, buy them all up and they rot and the world no longer has any potatoes.  Soon major potato producing farmers fall into debt and the world is sent even further into an economic crisis, because of which a Pentagon employee loses his job and goes on a murderous rampage and unleashes a nuclear holocaust upon the world using all of America's missiles.
Congratulations you caused an apocalypse via potato.

I wish that I could keep up with the current rate of technology cheaply.

[DwarfyDwarf]

Granted. You are sent back in time to prehistoric eras. The greatest form of technology is the sharpened rock. Seeing as there are tons of rocks lying around, and you have more time now than ever before, I'd say you're good to go.

I wish I was the best at knapping. Like no one ever was.

[Phantom of The Library]

You become the greatest knapper, like no one ever was, however seeing as there never was anybody, your skills are just above zero, because nobody else has any skill at all.

I wish my room would clean itself

[fergus]

Granted! it destroys anything that goes into it, including you.

I wish for a meta-wish.

[Nega]

Granted. The universe implodes due to me not having an Idea on how to reply to this wish.

I wish I was a dragon, like in my avatar.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are cursed to fly around in circles for all eternity, just like you avatar.

I wish that I had a good book to read.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You are so absorbed into your book, you dont notice when you walk off of a cliff.

I wish this wish was so corrupted, any corruption would be better than the wish itself.

[Kestrel_6]

Granted, have a Corrupt Cookie.

I wish for Vivec-like Powers.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. They are so powerful you go insane and immolate yourself to stop the screaming voices in your head.

I wish to be an elf collaborator. :3

[Kestrel_6]

Granted. You get dipped In Magma by dwarves for being a traitor.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

(Ah, but how do you know I live with dwarves? :3)

[terkiey]

Granted, but you didn't make a wish.

I wish all elves to be painfully killed.

[Devling]

Granted, but thier our no elves so... WASTED WISH.

I wish to be amazing. More then I already am of course.

[PokemonRocks85]

your too amazing meteors would want to meet you but you die because your too small for it to see you

I wish that my dog could talk

[Flying Dice]

Granted. It thinks that you are an ass, and it is very vocal about it.





I wish for world peace.