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[Skyrunner]

Granted, but the database problems exponentially start to grow.

I wish for actual HD HD cable.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted, but the meteorite from the previous page(s) suddenly barges in like Kool-aid man and kills you as you grasp the real HD HD cable. You never got to use it.

I wksj I dhsl't drunk ahsle tiprmng this.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You were dyslexic while typing it.


I wish that the meteorite from the previous pages starts barging into random wishes for the lulz.

[Trapezohedron]

Grante- *train horn*

Splat. Wishmaker died from the impact.

I wish I was a cat with vampiric powers and cthulhic tentacles.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You die due to the impossiblity of such a creature.

I wish for a train to hit me.

[Sirus]

Granted. The two-inch tall plastic model barely bruises you.

I wish I had some Sharpies.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You are stabbed in the belly by 5 machetes with 'Sharpie' written on the blade.

I wish to be hit by a two-inch tall plastic model of a train.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted it flies through you like a bullet (train) and you die

I wish I could all of the lyric of One Week without messing up

[Skyrunner]

You left out the verb, so nothing happened.


I wish for telepathy AND the mental and physical capacity to handle it.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted but a group of psy-hating people kill you.

I wish I could sing all of the lyrics of One Week without messing up

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. People become jealous of you and kill you in your sleep.


I wish to be killed by a two-inch plastic model of a train.

[Sirus]

You are killed by a train, and are then reincarnated into a train. You are terrified of yourself for the rest of your existence.

I wish certain people didn't constantly try to "beat" this game.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. Now everyone tries to beat this game.

I wish to be reincarnated into a train and be terrified of myself for the rest of existence.

[Skyrunner]

NINJA'D

You are hit and killed by a nine foot real train



Granted: now people don't try to "beat" the game, just beat. Literally.



I wish I had a willpower like steel.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You are tortured by haters who attempt to break your will, but fail and kill you.

I wish to be hit by a nine-foot long train.