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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You are arrested for having an offensive car title.

I wish to be wiped out by an asteroid 5 times.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. I wipe you with a soapy, soaked meteorite, like you're some kind of old guy who can't stand on your two feet. You feel ashamed and run away from the whole ordeal. But I throw the meteorite and kill you. The meteorite keeps bouncing away.

I wish I had a brick.

[bukitodinos]

made out of cheease

i wish for a smiley

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. I shoot it. You frown. ):

I wish for an enigmatic... thing.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. Looking at it drives you insane.

I wish to be wiped out by a meteorite.

[Trapezohedron]

Grante- DENIED. You get crushed by a speeding train.

I wish I was chocolate-flavo(u)red

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. You are eaten by a chocoholic and the faces vaporised by a speeding train.

I wish for spikes to impale me.

[Loud Whispers]

You fall on a cactus.

I wish I could make random people asplode for no apparent reason.

[Skyrunner]

You now can, but you make yourself explode too.

I wish for telepathy!

[Vorthon]

Granted. However, since you didn't wish for the ability to control it, you go insane from hearing everyone's thoughts constantly. You go insane and proclaim yourself 'King of the Hermit Crabs', and spend the rest of your short life wallowing in a tide pool.

I wish I could speak Irish Gaelic.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, however you are eaten by the Irish Salmon of Knowledge

I wish that I could have a sip of Mimir's Well

[Sirus]

Granted. It's ordinary, slightly muddy water.

I wish that I was unbeatable at poker. ALL KINDS OF POKER.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but it's a cardboard cut out that looks a lot like Tony the Tiger off of those Frosted Flakes commercials.

ninja, brother...     <-----------------Double Ninja
ninja, Sirus....       <-----------------Double Ninja
c'mon

Granted, but it's been poisoned and you die.

Granted, but nobody will play with you because they know you will beat them.

I wish for a cape of invisibility.

[Strife26]

Granted! It's an invisible cloak! As far as you can tell, there's no way to detect it and it's very light.


Where'd you leave that thing, again?




I wish for more Red Bull.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted. A drop of Red Bull drips from the ceiling, landing on your leg.

I wish I could figure out how to fix these stupid database problems.