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[tp12]

granted, but now everyone is a asshole.

i wish for a perfect circle.

[mutant mell]

Granted, you now have the perfect circle, an object of such unimaginable beauty and splendor that you can't bear to leave it behind.  Others long to have this circle, as its perfection is strangly hypnotic, and every once in a while someone tries to assault you for it.  Eventually, its haunting perfection drives you insane, and while you sit rockin in a corner, all you can think of is the circle, all that you can see is the circle, all that you are is the circle.

I wish that people would be more open to random strangers talking to them, instead of assuming the worst in most cases.

[tp12]

granted, did take a while to get all of that dont talk to strangers childhood brainwashing stuff out of everybody... but it wasnt good for anything anyways. (yes the child kidnapping rate did rise a 89037 percent in the last 4 minutes. )

i wish for me to be able to travel and precieve over the 4th dimension.

[Dragooble]

granted but science declared the 4th dimension non existent so you are forever trapped in non existence not existing and at the same time existing eventually in 2012 you enter existence but since your not supposed  to exist you break logic and absorb the universe and you the implode and end existence forever

i wish i wasn't bored of DWAAAAAAAAARF FORTRESS!

[tp12]

granted, but now nothing else satisfies you and you end up dead after a 90 hour df marathon.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, you become invisible just like your wish.

I wish I had some money(in addition to what I already have)

[Asheron]

Granted. You have an additional 45000 Deutschmark, which isn't worth a thing since the Euro.

I wish I could blow up cities by staring at them while whistling Rock-a-by baby on the treetop ( don't know the name of the song ).

[Immortal]

Granted but becasue of your constant blowing up citys you get so used to the tune, one day when your on the bus you whistle the turn and blow yourself up.

I wish the batteries on my computer mouse wouldn't die.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. They turn into turds and explode.

I wish for qwerty, indonesian war minister, little, and all the rest to post on the zombie game. Otherwise they'll skip a turn!

[Immortal]

I wish I could grant that.

I wish for a pen that doesn't run out of ink!

[Cthulhu]

Granted.  You receive a squid.

I wish my dwarves didn't always put the job that needs to be done first at the bottom of their list of priorities.  I end up having to forbid everything that they could possibly do on the way to the job.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. They do no jobs.

I wish for a Wii and RE4 because it looks like a lot of fun.

[Cthulhu]

Granted.  It sucks.

I wish the ambushing goblins would stop running away after losing one guy.  I've only gotten to execute a single goblin, and since he was a wrestler, and Mike Mayday's Tileset doesn't support wrestlers, I got to watch a black square running around dodging spikes.

[Immortal]

Granted. They just run away.

I wish I liked the taste of toothpaste.

[Cthulhu]

Granted.  You eat a pound of toothpaste.

I wish

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