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[Flying Dice]

Someone gives you the urban dictionary definition of hot chocolate.

Aren't corruptions supposed to be negative? 


OT: Granted, you now have an image file of a SORD.


I wish I had another three weeks of vacation time.

[Sirus]

Granted. Sadly, you have to go to Elbonia.

I wish that all restaurants offered a chicken version of their burgers.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. They are still disgusting.



I wish the modern Flat-Earth people were both serious and correct.

[Loud Whispers]

That wish need not be corrupted.

1. They are serious;
2. Your wish came true.

And now the world is 2d D:

I wish that takeaway food was literally food that took stuff from you.

[Sirus]

Granted. They are still disgusting.



I wish the modern Flat-Earth people were both serious and correct.

WHY?!

Ok, fine. The Earth is now flat. Say goodbye to satellite TV, GPS, and all those other things that require satellites orbiting a spherical Earth.

Fake Edit: Granted. Your food took away your vital organs.

I wish I had a ray gun.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but when trying to figure out how to use it you shoot yourself and are disintegrated.

Spoiler: Darth Vader (click to show/hide)

"No disintegrations"

I wish that I had a trenchcoat of invisibility.

[Sirus]

It's stolen by a flasher.

I wish this forum had a wider selection of smilies.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but while trying to load the reply page the site and your computer crash due to an overwhelming mass of smilie faces.

I dare say that I wish for some jolly good fishing weather today, eh chap.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. It's a stormy day today. Perfect weather for fishing.

I wish for more horrible monstrosities to exist.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, they eat you, then begin to sing the theme song of the show you hate most.

I wish for a Klondike bar.

[Vorthon]

Granted. You get a Klondike bar that's been sitting an old car for a decade. It's really nasty.

I we'd reach a Technological Singularity already.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. We all create black holes and kill ourselves.

I wish for a totally blinged-out assault rifle that fires and uses potato chips as ammunition.

[Flying Dice]

Granted, but it is somewhere in Libya with all the other blinged out guns. Good luck finding it.



I wish that we could break the lightspeed barrier.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted in doing so we also break the universe, and everythings identities get mixed up.  Have fun with your cupcake/fish/acid/blargityblarg

I wish that most of my wishes weren't food related.

[Sirus]

Granted. All food tastes bland now, so you never wish for different food because it all tastes the same.

I wish I could come up with a better corruption