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[GlyphGryph]

It IS as awesome as you hoped. So awesome, in fact, that someone breaks into your computer and steals the game just as you really start getting into it.

I wish more people would assist the Pokemon Orthoclase project in Creative Projects.

[Vorthon]

More people do assist. However, due to the whole '90% of everything is crud' thing (Isn't it called Sturgeon's law or something like that?), the project ends up flooded with mediocre crap.

I wish all the freezing rain and snow we've been getting here in Ontario would just stop and go away. I want to go to Kingston, dammit.

[Trapezohedron]

All the freezing rain and snow do stop. But since you're not wishing from me, and instead, wishing from an ancient hawaiian totem, lava rains down and ash starts to act as snow. As to be expected, most everything near you burns.

I wish I stopped procrastinating so much.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Granted.  You no longer have any objectives, so there's nothing you're really procrastinating about.   As a result you accomplish nothing with your life.

I wish I could have laser eye surgery that instantly heals.

I also wish that the laser eye surgery gets botched a little bit and grants me the superpower of shooting high powered lasers from my eyes.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted, you now burn things to see. And if you try any of that fancy visor shit like cyclops you'll only manage to burn a hole in your own head.

(Warning! I recommend not closing your eyes unless you really like seared eyelids! Luckily, your eyes themselves instantly heal from all laser related damage.)

I wish I had another bowl of sauerkraut

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You are given a repulsive, 6-month old, salmonella contaminated bowl of sauerkraut. It is also of lousy chefsmanship, so yeah.

You would rather eat up your own puke than to eat that repulsive pile of non-s**t.

I wish that I had alternate dimension versions of myself, elsewhere.

[SirAaronIII]

You have them. Unfortunately, you are an alternate dimension of someone else. You aren't the real, main, official alpha you. You know the doomed timelines thing? Yeah you're one of them.

I wish I was rad.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted. You are rad. You are incredibly rad. In fact, you are so irradiated that you are glowing, and are going to die soon.

I wish I had a dollar coin.

[King DZA]

Granted. You now have a dollar coin. Lodged in your esophagus.

I wish I owned my own personal mango plantation.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, however the slaves revolt against you and burn you inside your own mansion.

I wish to become a pirate! A Mighty Pirate!

[Vorthon]

Granted. Have fun with scurvy.

I wish I could figure out why I'm so happy and giddy.

[bukitodinos]

granted but now you are so deppressed that you kill yourself

i wish i owned a horse

[Loud Whispers]

hurrrr hurrrr

now u is a horse.

I wish no one pressed this Button.

Spoiler: Button (click to show/hide)

YOU PRESSED IT DAMMIT

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I pressed it dammit.

I wish for world peas.

[Skyrunner]

I pressed it dammit.

I wish for world peas.

You get them, but now the world is drowned in peas.

I wish for one hundred and one nights of Arabia.