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[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but it has not been activated yet and you grab Keening.

(You die a painful death, especially because you hadn't saved in a while)

I wish for some snow.

[Kestrel_6]

Granted. You get snow... But then I activate Wraithguard, grab Keening, and use the snow as a tracking device to hunt you down for killing me.

I wish I could Make Propylon Indicies and Chambers.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted but to do so you have to give up Keening and Wraithguard to Sheogorath, and Akatosh knows what he's going to do with them.

I wish that I had a new Epic Trenchcoat that fits and doesn't try to kill me or maim me in any way.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but it's too heavy to wear.

I wish that I had a top hat of invisibility.

[Kestrel_6]

You do, but you get arrested by the Chinese so they can reverse engineer it.

I wish I had a pet Dwemer Sphere Centurion.

[Alternatecash]

You now have a perfectly loyal Sphere Centurion, until the empire arrests you for dealing in Dwemer artifacts.

I wish my forum game had MOAR PLAYERS!

[Sirus]

Granted, but they troll the game to the point of deletion.

I wish I never got sick again.

[Kestrel_6]

Granted, only if you fight Dagoth Gares, and get cured. Have fun.

I Wish that Creepers were real.

[Sirus]

...Really? If you insist...
SSSSSSSSSSSSS*BOOM*

I wish I knew who Dagoth Gares was.

[Kestrel_6]

Granted. he is a Dagoth.

I wish for FUS RO DAH powers.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but you can't use them because you don't have any dragon souls.

I wish for a top hat of invisibility that cannot be stolen or 'broken'.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted. You now have an invisible top hat. To prevent it from being stolen or broken, it is also intangible. Now... where did you put it?

I wish it was about ten degrees warmer outside for the rest of the (normal length) day.

[terkiey]

The world gets 10 degrees warmer, due to obvious logic, the world bends out of shape due to angles and maths.

Edit: SORRY I FORGOT, DON'T HARM ME O' LORD.

[Trapezohedron]

I wish for a key to heaven.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted, but the angels kick you out for not having proper travel papers.

I wish I could be Upside-Down-Torso Eridan Ampora, Limbo Master.