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[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but the blueberries turn out to be shotgun pellets,
*fergus HAS OBTAINED LEAD POISONING*  Da-babadadaaaaaa!!!

Granted you eat it and it inflates in your stomach until it bursts open.

I wish I had all of Straight No Chaser's songs on my computer.

[Azthor]

Granted, but it cam with over 9000 trojans!

I wish for Skooma.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, and you have delusions of Bosmer constantly saying "I'm sorry, but I really don't like you"

I wish I had a sentient vigilante virus hunter program to kill the trojans.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but after it's mission is complete it realizes how much power it has and it takes over your computer eventually becoming a sentient machine that thinks you are 'endangering it's mission to destroy all virus's. '(Hello Dave)'

I wish that I had Rome: Total War

[Azthor]

Granted, but your computer lacks the specs required to run it.

I wish for this thread to be permanently\irreveribly locked as of this post.

(Take that).

[Loud Whispers]

Trojans sent from a happy sentient AI change command:

Code: [Select]

LOCK_THREAD:Corrupt a wish!

|Y|

|N/
The thread lives on.

I wish for some rice.
And the corruptee to realise IT IS NIGH ON IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT ENOUGH RICE TO BURST YOUR STOMACH.

Besides, that would be an advantage

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but the great Toady One makes and exact copy of it, and places it in the forums deleting the old one and we are unable to tell the difference.

Trojans sent from a happy sentient AI change command:

Code: [Select]

LOCK_THREAD:Corrupt a wish!

|Y|

|N/
The thread lives on.

I wish for some rice.
And the corruptee to realise IT IS NIGH ON IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT ENOUGH RICE TO BURST YOUR STOMACH.

Besides, that would be an advantage

Unless it's magical Infla-Rice that also kills you
corrupted again 

I wish that life gave me lemons

[Azthor]

Granted, but I polymorph them.

I wish for personal apotheosis.

[Time Blossom]

Granted. Said apotheosis is accompanied by omniscience that you can't turn off.

I wish I could afford a new car.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but you can't drive it.

I wish for, not too much or too little, snow this winter.

[Time Blossom]

Granted. It's not too much... if you're from Jotunheim.

I wish for the new Tintin movie to be totally awesome.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but you don't get to see it.

I wish that I had a better avatar. 

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You go to istockphoto, buy a stock picture, and make that as your avatar. Well, that was a waste of cash.

I wish for a Candy Mecha with Skoomachineguns

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but Warlic posts a ban on it and Artix enforces it.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. A person just gave you more time to "sleep".

Six-feet under, that is.

I wish for a black hole cannon.