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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9225 on: December 14, 2011, 09:51:56 pm »
You have infinite wishes but do not get to use any.

I wish ... I had a cat :(
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9226 on: December 14, 2011, 09:52:54 pm »
The cat adopts you, and walks into a battlefield. You lose it, and win the entire war for some reason. You then turn into a Sotha Sil type recluse.
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Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9227 on: December 14, 2011, 09:59:37 pm »
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I wish to for all who would dare corrupt this wish to turn into dust.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9228 on: December 14, 2011, 10:03:57 pm »
A creature made entirely of dust corrupts your wish.

I wish this forum had a wider selection of emoticons.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9229 on: December 14, 2011, 10:05:23 pm »
Granted, only they are not availiable.

I wish for omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience and omninitiative.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9230 on: December 14, 2011, 10:06:19 pm »
Granted... But you need to get to the Heart of Lorkhan first... to get through me... Have FUN

I wish that I had the BiPolar Blade
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Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9231 on: December 14, 2011, 11:19:44 pm »
Quote from: Kestrel_6 on December 14, 2011, 10:06:19 pm
Granted... But you need to get to the Heart of Lorkhan first... to get through me... Have FUN

I wish that I had the BiPolar Blade

Granted, yet, due to its nature, it is prone to being attracted by your metalic mask... Ahem.

I wish for no more posts to  be made as of now, on the basisof which the understanding of "now" is by no means relative nor subjective.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2011, 11:22:02 pm by Azthor »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9232 on: December 15, 2011, 12:00:37 am »
Granted, but as of now, that order has been overturned.

I wish that i had my very own Dagoth Ur mask!
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Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9233 on: December 15, 2011, 12:31:54 am »
Granted, but it's far too small and you crush your head in it's vice like grip.

I wish I that five seagulls would divebomb the next person to post on this thread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9234 on: December 15, 2011, 12:35:36 am »
Granted, but i shoot them

I Wish that berets were back in the cadets
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9235 on: December 15, 2011, 01:01:28 am »
Quote from: Kestrel_6 on December 15, 2011, 12:35:36 am
Granted, but i shoot them

I Wish that berets were back in the cadets
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9236 on: December 23, 2011, 12:02:02 pm »
Quote from: Azthor on December 15, 2011, 01:01:28 am
Quote from: Kestrel_6 on December 15, 2011, 12:35:36 am
Granted, but i shoot them

I wish for a more people and a bigger depth list in my picture adventure game so I can afford to kill people frequently. Roll to beat Mr T
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9237 on: December 23, 2011, 12:05:16 pm »
Granted, but everyone trolls it.

I wish I had a giant..........diii


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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9238 on: December 23, 2011, 01:31:37 pm »
Granted. It get's caught in a combine harvester.

I wish I had a companion cube.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9239 on: December 23, 2011, 01:51:27 pm »
Unfortunately, it needs to be incinerated before I'll let you out of the room you are now locked in.

I wish I could shapeshift whenever I wanted to whatever I wanted, forever and always.
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