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[Kestrel_6]

Granted, but someone steals it, and turns you into Edward
(BTW what if I was the Nerevarine too?)

I Wish I was the Nerevarine and the Dragonborn

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are now both The Nerevarine AND Dragonborn.
Who ever stole the Wabbajack however, decides to test it out on you.
The result is divided by zero.


I wish to become UnEdwardificated.

[Sirus]

Granted. You are now Bella instead.

I wish I could control the weather.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you now control the weather in your imagination.

I wish to become completely UNtwiligtified.

[Sirus]

Granted. You are unTwilightified...in your mind. In real life, you are Stephanie Meyers with plans for several more sequels.

I wish that french fries were healthy to eat.

[fergus]

Granted! Now they taste horrible.

I wish that my life was more interesting.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are now Stephanie Meyers so I no longer have to be!


I wish To get back the Wabbajack.

[Kestrel_6]

You do, but it's out of Energy, from so much usage.

I Wish I had High Ordinator Armor.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You find the armor in some ruins, but the ordinators, both high and normal are after your hide for the alleged murder of a high ordinator. In an unlucky streak, King Helseth also hires the Cammona Tong, Morag Tong and Dark Brotherhood to kill you. You're never going to set foot into Mournhold again, as well as all the other provinces.

I wish for Trueflame and Hopesfire.

[Kestrel_6]

Granted, but you have to go through the entire Tribunal Questline... As yourself. Good luck buddy.

Also, Since I Am apparently the Nerevarine, I stab you for taking Trueflame.

I wish that Me (as the Nerevarine) could have a Cray-Z X-Over with MASS EFFECT!

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You don't stand a chance against a whole barrage of reapers fighting against thresher maws, krogans and humans. Since you're allied to neither, they feast on your sweet flesh for being out of place.

I wish Mass Effect 3 kept being epic, like the past two games.

[Kestrel_6]

It is in fact, so epic, that your brain can't comprehend how epic it is. However, one of the characters is... Scarin'Atui, the (rather ironically) Argonian Nerevarine, and he has an awesome gun. (Dwemer Starlight Rifle) And having that much awesome makes you computer commit CPUicide.

I wish that you could add your own NPCs to ME (Any)

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you get to add The Adoring Fan.
And he's unkillable.

I wish the energy on the Wabbajack got replenished.

[Kestrel_6]

... The only way is to soul trap Almalexia, and you need to do Azura's quest to get her Star.

Have Fun...

I wish that I had a Dwemer Halberd

[Trapezohedron]

Granted.

Read what? S
You read a cursed scroll of charging. What do you want to charge? W
You charge the Wabbajack.
The Wabbajack explodes!
You are caught in a magical blast!
You die...

Do you want your possessions identified? Y/N

Granted. You get a Dwemer who goes by the name of Hall-Beard. Oops, his race was already genocided, so he goes poof in a cloud of non-existence.

I wish for delicious fruit.