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[Harlander]

*rolls up sleeves* No problem.

Humanity has had its share of trials and tribulations, but at last, happiness for all of its living members is achieved as Zachariah Schmendrick, 32, of Intercourse, PA., escapes from his tenure at a high-security facility for the storage of the irredeemably psychopathic. Mr. Schmendrick's malady is that he can only feel content through the murder of others. Also, he can kill anyone within line of sight by thinking about it.

Oh yeah, and he can fly.

Everyone but Schmendrick dies. But hey, he's happy, right?

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't. (You can!) I can't!

[Spelguru]

Granted, you can now fly, right up into the sky, but you can't (for some unknown reason, like GRAVITY(but you can!)) but you can't!

I wish for a link to a generic wizards tower game. That's downloadable that is.

[Bien]

Wush granted! But its 100000000000000000000000000000000 GB

I wish i had the most powerful computer in the Universe! (10000000000 Cray super computers, 1 X 10000E X 1000 Of the Latest Nvidia cards, 9999999999999999999999999999 Terrabytes of memory, 10000000000 TBPS download, 100000000000000000000000 Terrahertz CPU, Infinite power supply, Virtual Reality gloves, T-shirt, Pants, Boots, Halo 1, 2, 3 and Combat Evolved, Holographic monitor, Wireless mouse and keyboard and lots of spares.

[ June 28, 2007: Message edited by: Bien ]

[ June 28, 2007: Message edited by: Bien ]

[Bien]

quote:Originally posted by Spelguru:
<STRONG>Granted, but seconds before, ummmm... all cats turned into... ferocious 10foot tall Giant Jaguars and other feline animals that aren't cats?

I wish for world peace!!!</STRONG>

Jaguars ARE cats!

[Spelguru]

The sheer weight of this uber computer makes it collapse into itself and form a small black hole that quickly devours earth and then the star system. You are now crushed into a space smaller than a normal water molecule. Gratz!

I wish I had that computer but it was the size of my current computer... And completely backwards compatible with... well every single program made since 1975... And with a legally bought version + license of AVG with it's virus definitions updated to about 2010... And this will in no way impede any sort of gaming or surfing I might want to do, nor lessen the experience by boosting the speed or slowing it down from what the games "normal" speed is on a "normal" computer.!

... You know what? Add to that one of those hot girls that have on car shows. And some donuts! Mmmmmm, donuts! *drools*. *hopes he doesn't get brained with a crowbar by a hot carshow model*

[Eagleon]

Granted. You're too busy eating donuts and playing ancient games to entertain the model, so she leaves. Loser ;(

I wish I could cast Magic Missile!!!11

[4bh0r53n]

granted, you can cast magic missile, but unfortunately you cant aim it and you end up fricasseeing ur pets....

I wish that I had an enourmous army of Grues...

[Narushima]

Granted.

You cast your spell, and suddenly, some black-hooded guys appear from nowhere and say : "You have been using forbidden powers and must be executed". They execute you.

Shit, just noticed that someone answererd before I fisished this post, so I(m not gonna wish for anything. I win !  

[Xotes]

Wish granted, but you forgot your Anti-Grue Reppellant and are quickly devoured.

I wish for spammers/trollers to disappear forever! Corrupt that!

[4bh0r53n]

Wish granted, all spammers and Trollers instatntly. Unfortunately, they disappear due to spontaneous combustion, the resulting fireball takes out half off the worlds population centers, killing billions. As you were the perpertrator of this crime, you get executed.

I wish for a way to stop my net from crashing when i am trying to post a reply on forums   :mad:   :mad:   :mad:   :mad:   :mad:

[Xotes]

Granted, your browser will never crash again.

Unfortunatly, as compensation, your browser speed is eternally set to 14.4k per second.

I wish that everybody in the world was scattered into the various worlds of Dwarf Fortress, and live in said fortresses.

[Spelguru]

Granted, but only the computer that I got in my previous wish is able to run those dwarf fortress worlds (ever seen the lag at 150+ dwarves? try 150 million!). Unfortunately I'm busy playing LCS and the other one person with access to the computer left me for not paying attention to her.

I wish the carshow model would return to me and this time I wouldn't mess the relationship up by playing ancient games and eating donuts.

[Eagleon]

I cannot resist.

She returns, but eventually you break up. It's not you, she just needs to "find herself."

I wish I didn't have to sleep, i.e, no physiological problems, no tiredness, no decreased lifespan, and all the benefits sleeping imparts.

[Trukkle]

Granted, you are now a tree planted in the nearest patch of open ground. You will never have to sleep and will not suffer any ill effects from not sleeping due to photosynthesis, if anything your potential lifespan has been increased too.

I wish I'd made a better wish than this.

[Spelguru]

Granted. Your wish instead was for one million dollars. Unfortunately Master Chief, Samus and that guy from GTA3 (does he even have a name?) steal your money and kill ya.

I wish... I wish for the next person to make a nice wish.