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[LASD]

I wish people would also start stealing each other's corruptions when they forget to make one themselves.

[Nilocy]

Granted. This answer is completely replicated from the answers of others.

I wish people would wish for stuff more.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. Everyone wished for lots of stuff at once and the universe -3'ed.

I wish the Koreans would have matches of DF shown on TV instead of Starcraft.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But because DF is single player and has no chat function, they have to say "kekekeke" out loud. This makes it obvious how foolish they are, and they shamefully stop blowing so completely.

I wish MMOs were more addictive, and cost less to play every month. You see, I don't play them, and every hour that the predominantly male MMO-playing population is online is an hour more that I can be out with their girlfriends.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, but certain people like them so much that it is now a law that you must play them at least 18 hours each day or more. If you manage 23, you play for free.
The only ones exempt are the robotic cops that track down and imprison people who haven't met their daily MMO quota.
NOW try to get any benefit....


I wish runescape was shut down. permanently.

[Kagus]

Granted.  A massive tide of imbeciles, morons and idiots now find themselves without a game to play.  "Someone" mentions Dwarf Fortress. 

I wish the Bay12 forums had an anti-stupidity filter.

[Nilocy]

Granted. But that wish was quite stupid cause anti-stupidity filters don't and can't exist. The anti-stupidity filter marks it to be filtered, but in its filtering of its self creates a horrible loop and never lets anything on the forums be posted again.

I wish it was 13:37 a clock.

[Dragooble]

granted but because that time doesnt exist you get trapped in nonexistence

i wish the newest version wasnt so buggy

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. As soon as you realize it you shriek in delight, and pass out. Around the world that day, similar events occur: a stoner faints at 4:20, and a frat tard blacks out at 7:11. Suddenly seven people, including you, awake on a bleak island of gritty, clumpy black and white sand. Far off in the distance the sky at the horizon is snowy like a TV without reception, and the sky above fades to a starless black. The wine-dark sea washes over the beach with lumpy waves that roll over themselves instead of crashing and receding, as if the ocean were made of half-set jello. The gelatinous waves that roll up onto the beach dissolve into eel-like creatures that swarm back into the sea. And offshore in this dimly lit plane you see a tentacled monstrosity arise from the depths. Fear grips your heart as it turns its many sickening red eyes in your direction. Waves of madness wash over your little group as it slowly approaches. There is nothing you can do. You desperately wish you hadn't wished for anything in the first place. But alas, you had only one.

I wish I hadn't lost a baby.

[Pnx]

Granted, the goblin snatcher that you never knew was there has suddenly died of a heart attack, he is dead before he has even existed but now he can no longer return home to his family, and a long line of goblins died. By consequence one of those goblins would rise to take the throne and reign peacefully. But now an aggressive goblin has risen to power and now the world will feel it's might.

I wish I had the best artistic talent it is possible to have!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But you know how it works: there's always someone better than you. What you didn't realize is that this universal physical law is actually affected by your performance. Which means what is the limit of possibility before your wish is only "quite good" after your wish is granted. While you do have plenty of artistic talent, expectations are raised along with the activities of the most talented artists. Effectively, you're right back where you started in relation to other artists and the market for art.

I wish everyone gained +5 to their Happiness.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. Everyone got +5 to Happiness, but according to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, everyone got -5 to Health. Are you happy now?

I wish LEGOs were enlarged and used as actual construction material for buildings, cars, etc.

[Okenido]

Granted but they take so much materials to make that they are taken out of production the first day they are made.

I wish I knew what a library (Of the programming type) was...

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. A programming library is an amount of data gathered into one place. The corruption here is that my statement is obvious, though true, and so brings you no closer to understanding what you wanted.

I wish someone would write a truly plain-language (in English please) programming language. Which means it would understand the following:

Code: [Select]

Make a full screen window.
Use the file C:/randomgenerator/example.png for the background.
Put a button in the middle and call it button X.
When you click button X, do the next five lines:
If there is no file called output.txt in C:/randomgenerator/ then add one.
Pick a random line from data1.txt and add it to the end of output.txt
Pick a random line from data2.txt and add it to the end of output.txt
Pick a random line from data3.txt and add it to the end of output.txt
Make a ding sound.

[Nilocy]

Granted. But i do like that idea so much, i just cant corrupt it.

I wish that houses could walk around towns so you didn't have to take a bus there.

(P.S why do americans can LEGO, LEGOs. Its like sheep, you dont call multiple sheep, sheeps do you?)