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[Reasonableman]

Granted. You can now telekinetically change the channels on your television, and nothing else.

I wish this wish doesn't come true.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Except not, in an infinite paradox loop. Congratulations, you just broke the universe!

I wish vikings didn't like spam.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, but they have diffrent definitions of spam so hunt down and kill any erson who has ever posted spam.
Unfortunately their difinition of spam is "posted by LeoLeonardoIII"

I wish this thread would get wishes more like the ones in the first hundred posts or so...

[Kagus]

Granted.

I wish Armok would finally realize his name isnt making him cool.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I wanted to post the first 100 wishes from this thread, but laziness overtook me
edit: damn, kagus, you ruined my reply. I'd like to overrule, since you didn't corrupt the wish. :p

Granted. This thread WILL get wishes like the ones in the first hundred or so posts. They will start appearing on the hundredth or so page, with a hundred or so posts per page.

I wish all the money and material wealth in the universe was equally divided among its population.

[Kagus]

Granted.  People now start fighting over how much space they have.

I wish the ability to fulfill my own wishes.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. Your every wish, every momentary or impulsive desire, every need, however insignificant, is instantly fulfilled, on the spot, with maximum effectiveness. After a brief period in which you are no doubt happy, you quite effectively devour the closest edible object - yourself - the moment you get peckish.

I wish Cartoon Physics were applied to the real world.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. But your character is the "fruitless villain" archetype and you never catch that roadrunner, nor do you take over the world.

I wish for a marmot fur vest that's not on fire, not covered in blood or vomit or water or lava, and is already safely inside the fortress so I don't have to entrance dance.

[Nilocy]

Granted. All is fine until you want to leave the fortress and you have to preform the exit dance. This involves setting yourself alight and greeting as many people with a hardy hand shake. You do so, but give in to the pain seconds after being on fire. Fellow dwarves look on in shame as your the first ever not to succeed. Your family is now dishonoured. Well done.

I wish that we had proper food that when you add water to it it explodes into a scrumptious 3 course meal.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,but the explosion causes your house and several nearby buildings(mainly housing)to collapse,34 dead,many more maimed.

I wish for a flamethrower to magically appear in my hands and a vortex to open up transporting me to candyland.After I'm done causing mass havoc I am to be trasported back to this world.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. During your stay you meet a beautiful woman and rescue her from desperate outlaws. On the way back home you must choose whether to leave her behind or throw her through the gate back to the real world, since only one can travel through it. You choose to selfishly jump through, leaving her to be skewered by an angry mob of pixie stix.

And you realize that it was all a VR personality test to decide whether you get a job developing the PS12. Evidently, leaving the girl behind did not score you very many points. Having sex with all those Reese's Cup Maidens was also a poor choice in retrospect.

Now you're a janitor in the future, which means excatly what it means in 2008 except that everyone else can afford flying convertible BMWs and you can't.

I wish for 60 ranks in Tumbling.

[Dragooble]

granted but because you can only go up to 20 ranks so someone kills you for hacking

i wish mmo's would stop being boring and repetitive.

[Nilocy]

Granted. MMO's stop becoming boring and repetitive. By some weird coincidence you've now put a trillion chinese out of work. Well done.

I wish for inifity: quest for earth to be finished cause it looks like the best thing since sliced bread.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, inifity: quest for earth is released.  It's a Korean MMORPG based on Infinity: Quest for Earth, and involves going to a planet and scanning it over and over and over and over to increase your scanning skill, then mining it for hours to make money to buy better scanners.

[Helmaroc]

I wish people would start stealing other people's wishes like this when they forget to make one themselves.