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CoughDrop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7650 on: April 13, 2011, 02:05:30 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on April 13, 2011, 02:03:42 am
Granted. The thread explodes in your face, killing you and rains molten candy, killing thousands.

[HEY! That didn't corrupt my wish AT ALL.]
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7651 on: April 13, 2011, 02:05:46 am »
Granted, instead it has game breaking graphical glitches.

I wish I didn't have school today
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« Reply #7652 on: April 13, 2011, 02:08:01 am »
Granted, though now you'll have to attend several welfare meetings that have no purpose.

I wish I didn't have to go to my employment agency today.
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« Reply #7653 on: April 13, 2011, 02:34:35 am »
Granted. Big news: you have free will! You can decide to go out, buy a tub of cookie dough ice cream, and spend the day on the internets!




I wish for a few more days of leave.
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« Reply #7654 on: April 13, 2011, 11:59:48 pm »
 There's a complete government collapse; you have many more days of leave.

 I wish that the person who grants this wish takes a good, long look at what they've done with their life and decides to change it for the better.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7655 on: April 14, 2011, 12:00:53 am »
Granted. I decide life is too short to not kill people and I start WWIII.

I want a Hawaiian Pizza from Dominos.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7656 on: April 14, 2011, 12:05:50 am »
Granted. You get a Hawaiian Pizza from Dominos. It's shipped from Hawaii! When you get it, it's stale and disgusting.


I wish I could headbang longer.
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« Reply #7657 on: April 14, 2011, 12:59:47 pm »
Granted. you feel no pain in your neck, allowing you to headbang as long as you like. in fact, you feel no pain anywhere. good luck with your leprosy.

i wish for a girlfriend.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7658 on: April 14, 2011, 01:01:45 pm »
Granted. She's the "she thinks she's my girlfriend but I don't even want to know her" kind though.

I wish I could drink more without having to use the toilet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7659 on: April 14, 2011, 01:02:38 pm »
Granted. She's the witch from Left 4 Dead. Good luck having a woman who will tear you apart if you so much as tap her on the shoulder!
Friggin' ninja!

Granted. You can now drink millions of litres of water without having to pee. This is caused by cancer blocking your bladder.


I wish I wasn't scared of private messages.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7660 on: April 14, 2011, 01:04:28 pm »
Granted. You are afraid of normal posts though.

I wish I would always win at mafia.
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« Reply #7661 on: April 14, 2011, 02:14:44 pm »
Granted, you only play against 12 year olds who didn't understand much english to begin with and have since received severe head trauma wounds.   Beating them is as hard as forming a logical sentence.

I wish my luscious hair stays exactly like it is forever.
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« Reply #7662 on: April 14, 2011, 02:17:06 pm »
Granted. You stay online so much that nobody ever gets to see it.

I wish I could get better at guitar faster.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7663 on: April 14, 2011, 02:49:07 pm »
Granted. You are blessed by the gods of rock and gain divine inspiration and quickly learn how to play the guitar. Unfortunately, you never stop playing, and you never had a pick, so... good luck playing with raw, useless fingers.

I wish I had the most amazing immune system ever.
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« Reply #7664 on: April 14, 2011, 04:11:54 pm »
Quote from: DwarfyDwarf on April 14, 2011, 02:49:07 pm
Granted. You are blessed by the gods of rock and gain divine inspiration and quickly learn how to play the guitar. Unfortunately, you never stop playing, and you never had a pick, so... good luck playing with raw, useless fingers.

I wish I had the most amazing immune system ever.

[lol finger picking is my main style... Tell me fingers are useless.]

GRANTED! Your white blood cells grow at an exponential rate. Soon they become so large that they burst out of your bloodstream and fly around in the real world doing superhero stuff.

I wish I could fly.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2011, 04:14:30 pm by CoughDrop »
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